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    I just remembered something i wanted to tell you guys

    christmas time 2018

    I was walking around a shopping mall while my car was having new tires put on. It was pretty depressing, I'm old and alone, the mall was practically deserted because of the internet, they're playing Christmas music (which I love) and I'm kinda having a bad trip when I passed this black guy working at a cell phone kiosk, 6'4 250 lbs, he was like, "those New Balance are tight bro" and I pretended I didn't hear him and kept walking because I wasn't sure if he was making fun of me or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    are they tight?
    Suggest you try the next size up to see.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    are they tight?
    I think he was messin with ya. New Balance never did it for me
    Probably the Nazi logo

    There are a hundred things you could have come back at him with but they never come to
    mind in the mo.

     
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    He was definitely throwing you shade, old man. I should know; I only recently retired from a 12-year streak of wearing only New Balance. They seriously hampered my “game”. Now, the nature chicks dig me in my stylin’ pair of Merrills.

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    Podiatrists recommend New Balance for the aged. I like Fila better. I get corns from new balance.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    christmas time 2018

    I was walking around a shopping mall while my car was having new tires put on. It was pretty depressing, I'm old and alone, the mall was practically deserted because of the internet, they're playing Christmas music (which I love) and I'm kinda having a bad trip when I passed this black guy working at a cell phone kiosk, 6'4 250 lbs, he was like, "those New Balance are tight bro" and I pretended I didn't hear him and kept walking because I wasn't sure if he was making fun of me or not

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    They are lit

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Podiatrists recommend New Balance for the aged. I like Fila better. I get corns from new balance.
    You are the least sexy person I have ever encountered. Not sure why, but you are a repellent to anything sexual. You just strike me as a woman eating a pizza and wiping her hands on her shirt and absolutely not caring what people think.

     
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    What do you think of this ZAPS?


     
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    wow, it's July 2019 now and this happened Christmas time 2018...so it took you 6 months to tell us this? remarkable self control, or maybe your are not very old because usually aged folk can't wait to talk about themselves

     
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    This is my favorite thread of yours, to date

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Podiatrists recommend New Balance for the aged. I like Fila better. I get corns from new balance.
    You are the least sexy person I have ever encountered. Not sure why, but you are a repellent to anything sexual. You just strike me as a woman eating a pizza and wiping her hands on her shirt and absolutely not caring what people think.
    Good, not here for the sexy that was 15 years ago. I absolutely don't care what people think. I don't eat pizza anymore but have been know to eat a juicy peach and wipe my hands on my shirt. Oh and Zap, can't show you my corns, I just cut them off with medical scissors.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Podiatrists recommend New Balance for the aged. I like Fila better. I get corns from new balance.
    The docs prolly recommend New Balance for old folk because they tend to have wider soles, which aids in maintaining balance. Or they are getting paid by New Balance to endorse them, those greedy bastards!!!
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    There's a growing trend these days with teenagers and guy in their early 20s to wear dad shoes, i.e. fila's, new balances etc.


    Its almost like they are trolling the older generation, but not at the same time.


    I know this because I was told this by a freshman student in college after I deposited my 5 day load deep in his tight blond hole.


    #themoreyouknow

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    There's a growing trend these days with teenagers and guy in their early 20s to wear dad shoes, i.e. fila's, new balances etc.


    Its almost like they are trolling the older generation, but not at the same time.


    I know this because I was told this by a freshman student in college after I deposited my 5 day load deep in his tight blond hole.


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    Yeah you know how when i'm wrong I'll admit it like a pussy?
    Well this picture below shows one Dave Anthony with Bert Kreischer and Gareth Reynolds
    and you'll notice Dave is rockin some fine NB's

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