I’m unexpectedly in Israel for a week (first time) and apart from the classic religious sites I don’t have a clue what to see/do.
Would appreciate all recommendations from fellow goyim and Jews alike.
I’m unexpectedly in Israel for a week (first time) and apart from the classic religious sites I don’t have a clue what to see/do.
Would appreciate all recommendations from fellow goyim and Jews alike.
100% go see the Dead Sea.
And if you do, take my advice and don't shave that day. And if you wipe your ass, do it lightly. I'm not even kidding. You're literally rubbing salt in the wounds.
But it's really interesting and a unique experience I remember well, 30 years later.
I’d start by asking Devidee.
You should also consider going into Jordan through a tour and seeing Petra for the day. It's one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
https://www.touristisrael.com/visit-...-israel/12186/
1. Go to any supermarket and buy this.
It is the best chocolate milk in the world. I have paid $100 bucks to have someone bring a few cartons back from their trip there. Its that delicious. The chocolate they use to make it is out of this world. I have even visited the Kibbutz and factory they make it in. I was face to face with the cows.
2. Rugalech
Now I believe the market is on Ben Yehuda Street, but they sell these chocolate pastries in the open pretty much anywhere that will knock your goy socks off. Its so flavorful, you cant stop at one.
3. The Kotel/Western Wall
One thing I will tell you is never give money to anyone regardless of who they say they are or what they are dressed like. Most of them are scammers who say they need money from Shabbat, but they need money like Cmoney needs chemotherapy. Dont give a penny. If you want to buy the Kabbalah string you can pay $5 American and get like 2 or 3 strings. That's about it.
4. Restaurants
There are great restaurants near the beach in Tel Aviv that serve fresh fish, if youre into that. They usually have a projector on the beach and nothing is better than drinking a nice Goldstar eating fries or a snack and lounging on a chair(which you will need to pay for but its cheap) and watching soccer.
shoot benjamin netanyahu while you're there please
Mount Zion house of Caiaphas, Mount of Olives, and at the Garden of Gathsemane look around for a piece of a roman soldier's ear
Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 06-17-2019 at 11:37 PM.
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
Ahh, the classic ethno-state.
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