Staggering made up net worths of poker players

[sebokcockshot]

Must be the most inaccurate article of all time. Real math wizzes must take total cashes and assume that is net worth. https://www.tiebreaker.com/staggerin...L_30-65_M_1804

[Salty_Aus]

Must be the most inaccurate article of all time. Real math wizzes must take total cashes and assume that is net worth. https://www.tiebreaker.com/staggerin...L_30-65_M_1804

Is Jennifer Tilly a winning player?... doubt it very much. $25,000,000 is a huge LOL
Gus is a losing player too.
And of course Blitz is full of shit.

[ErickAA]

I assumed Tilly got some big $$ in the divorce from Simon. If she invested it semi-competently she could be worth way more than that.

[Jayjami]

Grossly overstating your next worth to attract investors? Worked nicely for Trump.

[Salty_Aus]

I assumed Tilly got some big $$ in the divorce from Simon. If she invested it semi-competently she could be worth way more than that.

I'm sure she's not struggling financially. Putting her on that list is silly as plenty of very rich people play poker.

She's a losing rec player.

Nice girl though no disrespect.

[ShawnFanningsLimpDick]

When Mr. Fedor Holz gets seated at the poker table, the blitzkrieg begins. The young German prodigy has a pension for winning

[simpdog]

Remember back in the 90s when the internet wasn’t full of click bait articles?

[Dan Druff]

I assumed Tilly got some big $$ in the divorce from Simon. If she invested it semi-competently she could be worth way more than that.

Yeah I heard Tilly has a lot of money, not from poker obviously.

That clickbait article is LOL. They're just guessing at all the numbers, and not very informed guesses, either.

I just googed Sam Simon and saw he died of colon cancer. I knew it was cancer but I had forgotten it was colon cancer -- something totally preventable.

Reminds me that I've gotta get that colonoscopy I put off last year after my anxiety/depression issues became severe. But I'm 47 and really need to get that done.

[Sanlmar]

Reminds me that I've gotta get that colonoscopy I put off last year after my anxiety/depression issues became severe. But I'm 47 and really need to get that done.

I have a crummy family history so I did it.

I’m gonna get in your head with this. It’s a lock

They used Propofol for the anesthesia. Best snooze of my life. Unbelievable. Michael Jackson was onto something.

Woulda tipped the anesthesiologist but I had no pockets

[RS_]

Reminds me that I've gotta get that colonoscopy I put off last year after my anxiety/depression issues became severe. But I'm 47 and really need to get that done.

Don’t lie, you probably get a colonoscopy every month because you enjoy it so much. 👈🏼

[splitthis]

How does net worth turn into ass scopes?

[MumblesBadly]

I assumed Tilly got some big $$ in the divorce from Simon. If she invested it semi-competently she could be worth way more than that.

Yeah I heard Tilly has a lot of money, not from poker obviously.

That clickbait article is LOL. They're just guessing at all the numbers, and not very informed guesses, either.

I just googed Sam Simon and saw he died of colon cancer. I knew it was cancer but I had forgotten it was colon cancer -- something totally preventable.

Reminds me that I've gotta get that colonoscopy I put off last year after my anxiety/depression issues became severe. But I'm 47 and really need to get that done.

Dude! Get an endoscope that pairs with your phone, and have someone you trust, say Benjamin’s mom, examine you. And you can use images from the Internet to know what to look for. Just pop a huge dose of Xanax and Molly beforehand, and it will be over in no time.



Plus, you can use your phone to snap pics and share notable ones here, as ass doctors don’t like to share the video they record in the procedure with patients.