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    Ok who kidnapped Alex Jones poured liquor down his throat and put him behind the wheel??

    Because theres just no way Alex Jones Mr Infowars himself would willingly get behind the wheel drunk would he?? It has to be a setup by the leftist Deep State.. Theres just no other explanation.. Ok maybe there is.. Maybe Alex is just a moron who made a shitty choice and should've called an Uber or Lyft instead of driving home like a dumbass..

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...cid=spartanntp

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    ALEX JONES IS ABSOLUTE GOD, BLEW A .079, GUY KNOWS HIS SHIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    ALEX JONES IS ABSOLUTE GOD, BLEW A .079, GUY KNOWS HIS SHIT
    reddit said he reported a 0.076 which is indeed below the legal limit.. Don't know about Tx but in AZ the bastards would still try to prosecute.. He just needs a good/decent lawyer and itll get dropped.. Just need to destroy the original PC for the stop and it quashs the case

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    ALEX JONES IS ABSOLUTE GOD, BLEW A .079, GUY KNOWS HIS SHIT
    reddit said he reported a 0.076 which is indeed below the legal limit.. Don't know about Tx but in AZ the bastards would still try to prosecute.. He just needs a good/decent lawyer and itll get dropped.. Just need to destroy the original PC for the stop and it quashs the case

    yes took 2 separate readings I think 76 and 79 GOD

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    I blame Steven Crowder. He was just on his show on Thursday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post

    reddit said he reported a 0.076 which is indeed below the legal limit.. Don't know about Tx but in AZ the bastards would still try to prosecute.. He just needs a good/decent lawyer and itll get dropped.. Just need to destroy the original PC for the stop and it quashs the case

    yes took 2 separate readings I think 76 and 79 GOD
    Maybe he can teach you. Then no more house arrest in the future.

     
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      thesidedish: Lazy joke, there is uber and Lyft now

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    It wasn't liquor, you noobs.

    He's already extensively talked about the tainted water and how it lowered his IQ. Give the guy the benefit of the doubt here.

    AJ: “I grew up in Dallas, Texas, drinking sodium fluoridated water. All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points.”

    So yeah, shut it down tards!

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    Limit should be lowered to .05 IMO

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    Wait so even if under he would of had to drive in a dangerous manner to get stopped or booked, no?

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