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    Here you go nerds

    Like you faggots didn’t already know this...



    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/906921...attack-glitch/


    I like how you fucks pretend like you are oblivious to this shit, well the ones in the know, but here’s pretty much what happened and what caused my week long psychosis.

    Sure, I was talking crazy, probably asked for it, but what about the innocent people being affected by this, go fuck yourselves you despicable pieces of shit, especially you San Lamar, with your blatant subliminals.

    Obviously you’ll still say I’m “mentality I’ll”, even in the face of the evidence proving me right all along, go eat all of my balls, you bug eyed faggots, everyone one of you.

     
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    I'm sorry cleatus hurt you the way he did.

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    Lol, what's app? Obviously you know cletus is an old creepy man who grinds penny slots for free wifi right?

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    Only a "select number" of users were targeted although the exact number is not yet known, WhatsApp said.

    Human rights groups, some security companies and the US Department of Justice were informed of the glitch earlier this month, WhatsApp told the BBC.

    weird, usually 'mentally ill truck drivers' would be at the top of the list for the DoJ to reach out to.
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    There are definitely no straws in this thread, and most definitely no psychotic mexicans grasping.
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    Tell us more Spic Tracy...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SysOp View Post
    Lol, what's app? Obviously you know cletus is an old creepy man who grinds penny slots for free wifi right?




    cleatus is just creepy and has probably dug through a shit ton of your posts and he thinks being creepy is clever trolling, doubt he would actually mess with your phone

     
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      cleatus: thanks for the text earlier in the day. it's good to hear ya considering that Putin and trump a dump as mafia boss and wanna be create collateral damage that might ice you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    There is only one scumbag here:


    ME

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    I am unique amongst all the despicable pieces of shit here in that I have never opened a Facebook App in my life.

    You really couldn’t fathom my contempt for social media. People are fucking idiots.

    I do appreciate the attention nevertheless.

    The hack can’t be any worse than FB (who owns WhatsApp). You know it take programming and dollars to target - the fine folks at FB realized just sucking up everything is cheaper.

    Long term there really isn’t going to be any difference between extortion and monetization

     
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    cleatus: thanks for the text earlier in the day. it's good to hear ya considering that Putin and trump a dump as mafia boss and wanna be create collateral damage that might ice you.

    Ya know theres really not much difference between "muh russia" and "the Jews" conspiracies. Ppl mainly eat that shit up cuz it's fascinating if true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The hack can’t be any worse than FB (who owns WhatsApp).
    its several order of magnitude worse, fyi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The hack can’t be any worse than FB (who owns WhatsApp).
    its several order of magnitude worse, fyi.
    The users lives were already in ruins.

    You’re going to have a tough time arguing damages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    its several order of magnitude worse, fyi.
    The users lives were already in ruins.

    You’re going to have a tough time arguing damages.
    how so? fb operates within strict legal parameters defining what they can scrape from your account and your devices as well as the audiences who digest that product. hence no real charges and the fines so far are dewdrops in a bucket.

    the whatsapp hacks allow arbitrary third parties to install full remote access software on your phone, from which they can grab passwords to email accounts, pilfer camera rolls, and stealthily activate the microphone & camera, so on.

    note that exactly no one used this against mintjewlips, at least during the window cleatus was tap dancing around the inside of his head, lets make that clear.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    its several order of magnitude worse, fyi.
    The users lives were already in ruins.

    You’re going to have a tough time arguing damages.
    You are talking about human rights lawyers hacked by Israeli security companies, just to start with.

     
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    It does strike me as lazy. The WhatsApp hackers could have gotten access to camera rolls and other private data by simply starting their own social media company.

    FB “operates within the legal parameters of who can digest that product”? Your game is better than this Sonatine.


    I can imagine how pissed Zuck must be. All that data is his. Stealing from a thief is never a wise idea.

    Honestly, my first take was that this was a culling of the herd and while distasteful to look it is probably socially healthy. Don’t drink at that watering hole or some gator will take your leg from you.

    Honestly, I didn’t even read the article fully. You know, smug satisfaction and lots of I told you so.

    Edit:
    Minty, I’m being subliminal here.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    It does strike me as lazy. The WhatsApp hackers could have gotten access to camera rolls and other private data by simply starting their own social media company.

    FB “operates within the legal parameters of who can digest that product”? Your game is better than this Sonatine.


    I can imagine how pissed Zuck must be. All that data is his. Stealing from a thief is never a wise idea.

    Honestly, my first take was that this was a culling of the herd and while distasteful to look it is probably socially healthy. Don’t drink at that watering hole or some gator will take your leg from you.

    Honestly, I didn’t even read the article fully. You know, smug satisfaction and lots of I told you so.

    Edit:
    Minty, I’m being subliminal here.


    just stop. youre out of your depths and flailing and its unseemly.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The WhatsApp hackers could have gotten access to camera rolls and other private data by simply starting their own social media company.
    Yeah...they could get pictures of dogs and people's vacation pictures that way...but FULL REMOTE ACCESS is a completely different story.
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    https://www.nextgov.com/analytics-da...rithms/156931/




    I’m not expecting total nobs like puke ficon to even begin to comprehend the intrusion and invasion of privacy by not just governments or bureaucracies, but also corporations and criminal elements, this is for the critical thinkers...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    https://www.nextgov.com/analytics-da...rithms/156931/




    I’m not expecting total nobs like puke ficon to even begin to comprehend the intrusion and invasion of privacy by not just governments or bureaucracies, but also corporations and criminal elements, this is for the critical thinkers...
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