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    What has happened to Celine Dion?

    In 2008, at age 40, she looked pretty good:




    In 2015, at age 47, she already had the weird lines-in-the-neck thing going on, but otherwise looked okay:





    Now take a look at her at age 51:








    Her representatives were asked about her appearance, and were told that she lost a lot of weight as a result of depression from her husband's death. (Her husband was a huge fish in the big games in Bellagio, by the way.)

    Even if that's true, couldn't she take some kind of weight gain supplements to reverse this?

    Honestly she looks like a senior citizen at this point.

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    todger youre like 49 thousand years old leave young dion out of this

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    also were gonna do pages on how much of a piece of shit blake is on skatz in the admin forum but just know that we hate him

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    Her former husband, who died of throat cancer in 2016, Rene Angelil fucked the good looks out of her.





     
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    I am guessing most 51 year old women who have been severely underweight most of their adult lives wouldn’t look much better. It is just something we don’t see very often.
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    'Cause you thought that she was an angel
    That bitch ain't no angel, I treat her halo like a Frisbee

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    I believe i read that she was just given a huge contract to be the next face of L'oreal makeup -- no joke intended.

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    Why is the subject of aging women so compelling to you?

     
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    I still think it's a disgrace that she represented Switzerland at Eurovision 1988 and robbed the UK

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    Ummm. She might be ill?

    Years of poor dieting, stress and working for Caesars might be coming due.

    A Caesars allegory:
    Foreman and Ali have a fight in Zaire Africa in ‘74. Rumble in the Jungle

    Ali knows Foreman loves his money. So Ali whispers to Foreman that there might be financial problems with the fight. Foreman demands that the money get flown in before he gets in the ring.

    He’s counting it in the locker room before the fight. Foreman loses


    Celine prolly is worried too. You can see it in her face
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    I have a theory but it is kind of extreme.









































    She's getting old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Why is the subject of aging women so compelling to you?
    This is pretty extreme aging, and she's a very well known celebrity.

    If she looked like a normal 51-year-old, this thread wouldn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Why is the subject of aging women so compelling to you?
    This is pretty extreme aging, and she's a very well known celebrity.

    If she looked like a normal 51-year-old, this thread wouldn't exist.
    For some people 10+ years looks like 20. I know myself personally I look back 10 years and see a difference where as the 10 before I didn't at all.
    Add to it as mentioned her weight and stress, she look about what Id expect without plastic surgery.
    No one disagrees with you Todd, she shows her age and then some for sure.
    Nip Tuck required with all that cash inside 4 years Id imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    This is pretty extreme aging, and she's a very well known celebrity.

    If she looked like a normal 51-year-old, this thread wouldn't exist.
    For some people 10+ years looks like 20. I know myself personally I look back 10 years and see a difference where as the 10 before I didn't at all.
    Add to it as mentioned her weight and stress, she look about what Id expect without plastic surgery.
    No one disagrees with you Todd, she shows her age and then some for sure.
    Nip Tuck required with all that cash inside 4 years Id imagine.
    I think she looks astoundingly old for 51. I don't know how old you are, but I'm 47, so she is in my general age group. I also know what women my age look like. While there's a lot of variance at this point, I know very few women personally who look as old as Celine does.

    I think something external is to blame for this. Looks like a combination of anorexia (maybe brought on by depression) and something else.

    This is beyond the situation where a formerly attractive celebrity of the past just doesn't look good after 50.

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    she literally looks like she's been dead for at least 16 months

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    maybe she finally was honest with herself that she was groomed by a pedo and that stress is making her age

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    Good Lord! The poor woman looks like an anorexic tranny.

    On the other end of the spectrum is Megyn Kelly at age 48.

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    Obviously Rene gave her AIDS.

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    Rene killed himself from cancer cuz she looked old and he is a pedo.

    Druff only has hollywood 51 to compare women to. Women in their 40s look good, now 50s come around and you have all those hormone shifts, yech.

    I am a testament to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Rene killed himself from cancer cuz she looked old and he is a pedo.

    Druff only has hollywood 51 to compare women to. Women in their 40s look good, now 50s come around and you have all those hormone shifts, yech.

    I am a testament to that.
    Come on... I am four years younger than 51 myself. This isn't the case of a 25-year-old guy trying to comment on what a 51-year-old woman looks like. I know lots of women around that age.

    You can't make the case that Celine looks 51.

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