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    Chelsea Handler's breasts removed from Instagram (NSFW)

    She posted this pic herself. Instagram didn't like it:




    The same thing happened to Scout Willis (daughter of Bruce and Demi), who posted a photo in May of her walking around topless in NYC, where doing so is legal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    She posted this pic herself. Instagram didn't like it:




    Yeah Chelsea looks, egh, so so, despite a decent rack at 39, but she would leave a lot of guys in her wake.

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    I get that this is a sort of spoof, buy there seems to be a trend with celebrity chicks in their mid to late 30s and 40s thinking they are just as hot as they were in their early 20s.

    Jennifer Lopez is not hot at all anymore but yet she runs around as if she still has her 23 yr old body. Madonna is even older and thinks she is sexy, but I feel embarrassed for her when she tries. Even with all the advancements in plastic surgery, very few chicks can pull off being sexy past 40. Guys are supposed to fuck young chicks and chicks have a window of about 18-24 when they are are their prime. I feel as if many are just in denial and cant deal with the fact that no matter what they do they will no longer be hot anymore.
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    In Chelsea's defense, she already looked 39 about fifteen years ago, so this picture isn't much of a departure from her past appearance.

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    not a fan of chelsea but her putin line was pure platinum.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    I get that this is a sort of spoof, buy there seems to be a trend with celebrity chicks in their mid to late 30s and 40s thinking they are just as hot as they were in their early 20s.

    Jennifer Lopez is not hot at all anymore but yet she runs around as if she still has her 23 yr old body. Madonna is even older and thinks she is sexy, but I feel embarrassed for her when she tries. Even with all the advancements in plastic surgery, very few chicks can pull off being sexy past 40. Guys are supposed to fuck young chicks and chicks have a window of about 18-24 when they are are their prime. I feel as if many are just in denial and cant deal with the fact that no matter what they do they will no longer be hot anymore.
    Lopez still looks good, but her latest video with that horror iggy is just embarrassing

    I find the steroid and hgh taking madonna quite repulsive, especially the way she struts around in leotards. The problem with her is that she is overly masculine, with stumpy legs and no hips, not to mention the artificially plumped up face. To make things worse she comes across as a cold hearted bitch

    I have quite a few professional female clients, in their 40s and 50s, all were beautiful, but have ruined themselves with too much plastic surgery. Sure they have great bodies, but geez, I would hate to wake up to them in the morning .....oh wait

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    I get that this is a sort of spoof, buy there seems to be a trend with celebrity chicks in their mid to late 30s and 40s thinking they are just as hot as they were in their early 20s.

    Jennifer Lopez is not hot at all anymore but yet she runs around as if she still has her 23 yr old body. Madonna is even older and thinks she is sexy, but I feel embarrassed for her when she tries. Even with all the advancements in plastic surgery, very few chicks can pull off being sexy past 40. Guys are supposed to fuck young chicks and chicks have a window of about 18-24 when they are are their prime. I feel as if many are just in denial and cant deal with the fact that no matter what they do they will no longer be hot anymore.
    What about women in porn?

    Lisa Ann is in her 40's but she thinks she is the Kim Kardashian of the porn industry.
    She let's black guys fuck her in the ass and does alot of MILF porn.

    The porn industry is now dominated by young girls in their 20's with special skills, like Bonnie Rotten who can squirt when she cums.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    I get that this is a sort of spoof, buy there seems to be a trend with celebrity chicks in their mid to late 30s and 40s thinking they are just as hot as they were in their early 20s.

    Jennifer Lopez is not hot at all anymore but yet she runs around as if she still has her 23 yr old body. Madonna is even older and thinks she is sexy, but I feel embarrassed for her when she tries. Even with all the advancements in plastic surgery, very few chicks can pull off being sexy past 40. Guys are supposed to fuck young chicks and chicks have a window of about 18-24 when they are are their prime. I feel as if many are just in denial and cant deal with the fact that no matter what they do they will no longer be hot anymore.
    WTF are you smoking? Shes still hot as fuck.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    In Chelsea's defense, she already looked 39 about fifteen years ago, so this picture isn't much of a departure from her past appearance.
    It's pretty common knowledge that she lies about her age. She probably was 39 fifteen years ago lol.

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    She's a hip lady. She'd get it after we shared some spliffs.

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    I think it's a dumb policy from Instagram. Plus, I showed my bare nipples on instagram and they didn't do anything about it.
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I think it's a dumb policy from Instagram. Plus, I showed my bare nipples on instagram and they didn't do anything about it.
    That's because nobody is aware that you're on Instagram.


     
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    Watch this video (make sure you get a good look at her neck), then tell me that she's actually born in 1975.




    When is it time for Chelsea to finally tell the world the truth about her real age? She's consistently looked 10-15 years older than her stated age, dating back to when she had her TV show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    She's a hip lady. She'd get it after we shared some spliffs.
    Get a new one after you showed her the ropess?

    Maybe not thiry nine but that's a woman's privilige. Who cares. Does it matter at all how old she is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    She's a hip lady. She'd get it after we shared some spliffs.
    Get a new one after you showed her the ropess?

    Maybe not thiry nine but that's a woman's privilige. Who cares. Does it matter at all how old she is.
    If you're going to do all these documentaries about how dishonest Trump is, you can't keep going around saying you're 44 when you look late 50s (and have looked way older since your supposed 20s).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Get a new one after you showed her the ropess?

    Maybe not thiry nine but that's a woman's privilige. Who cares. Does it matter at all how old she is.
    If you're going to do all these documentaries about how dishonest Trump is, you can't keep going around saying you're 44 when you look late 50s (and have looked way older since your supposed 20s).

    Of course your thoughts are politically based. We've only another 14 months and the hate is already
    revving. You know there are well paid people just warming up with the attacks. Whatever they may be.

    It's free speech and she is a citiizen. And she's famous. Sounds like Trump doesn't it?

    And you know he has tits


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Get a new one after you showed her the ropess?

    Maybe not thiry nine but that's a woman's privilige. Who cares. Does it matter at all how old she is.
    If you're going to do all these documentaries about how dishonest Trump is, you can't keep going around saying you're 44 when you look late 50s (and have looked way older since your supposed 20s).
    Why does everyone always have to bring up how dishonest Trump! is? This thread is about Chelsea Handler!!! TDS!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Get a new one after you showed her the ropess?

    Maybe not thiry nine but that's a woman's privilige. Who cares. Does it matter at all how old she is.
    If you're going to do all these documentaries about how dishonest Trump is, you can't keep going around saying you're 44 when you look late 50s (and have looked way older since your supposed 20s).
    I've known PLENTY of people who look much older and PLENTY who look way younger then they are.

    Your opinion that she cant call Trump out as dishonest, is based on an assumption.... not actual proof.

    I'm sure you understand how very wrong it is to say such things. Discrediting someone on an assumption.

    And big fucking deal if she has fudged her age. So many people do it and its such a small thing.

     
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    I demand to see her birth certificate

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    There sure are a lot of citations about her "early life" on wikipedia.

    If she's lying about her age, it's been a very long con.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelse...ler#Early_life

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