You Make the Call: Bank Escalations Department Edition

[gauchojake]

I usually think John's complaining about customer service is especially over the top, but I would start at 100 and top out at 300. I am assuming this is some sort of bonus whoring deal so I would comp in points not cash.

[limitles]

Druff, do you think it's possible someone is messing with John?

[nunbeater]

Here is what I would do for John: I would give him my personal cell number. It's a burner. I tell him to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell John to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. He's been waiting for me all these years. He's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin.

[Muck Ficon]

I voted $500....because Druff runs this site for a loss.

[handicapme]

$200 because of the commercial bank is retarded. $50-$100 max if I ran that department and a note in John's acct about how he is difficult and to handle with kid gloves.