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    Coming up on 4 years with no sex and someone is flirting with me at the gym

    Also have only self pleasured myself 3 times during this drought. The one I told you about in gym shower. I did that one more time in same location but almost checked out due to donating blood, then going to sauna before and got super dizzy at climax, lol at falling out in the gym shower.

    Anyways, he is probably in his late 50's and wears a super tight speedo showing the goods which are a plenty.

    We had a nice conversation in the spa.

    The gym is one of my few pleasures in life atm, the other being the pups and me at the parks.

    Probably should consider a hit and run outside of these safe zones.

     
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      cleatus: good for you. super loose < super tight
      
      MumblesBadly: And he probably has herpes. Better to pass on the opp.
      
      sonatine: wetter than an otters pocket
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

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    4 years? Jesus, I start going loopy at 4 days

     
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      MumblesBadly: You’re young. Plus, it’s like any drug: easier to get by without the longer sobriety.

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    It's just a matter of time.....next thing you know, you'll be greeting a random stranger at your door at 3am, with your bathrobe on and nothing else....

     
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    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

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    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    Tease. Report back when you actually fuck the guy. Four years? LOL.

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    Those animals at red lobster are getting fucked every night.

     
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      sonatine: divine science

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    Does anyone know the best way to get vomit out of ab creases?

    Asking for myself.

     
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      splitthis: Take a shower

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    I was always under the impression that Sonatine was buttering your beaver?


    Either way, it's a long ole time for a lady to go without meat.


    You must be drier than a paki's sandal, girl.

     
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      sonatine: HOW DAAAAARE
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    I'm briefly coming out of retirement to apologize to the splitthis for getting her off her A game.

    She is obviously rattled or she would have never made herself this vulnerable.

    Shame on all of you

     
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      Gordman: Can't even live up to your word for one single day...

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    buttering your beaver LOL

    I think you should go ahead and fuck the guy split. Why wouldn't you? 4 years? F that fuck this guy or someone else
    Last edited by big dick; 03-10-2019 at 11:58 AM.

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    split, have you lost your sex drive in your later years? Is that what's happened?

    I know this occurs to some people over 50, especially women. Hasn't happened to me at all yet, and I'm getting close to that age, but I know there are plenty of guys out there who are pervs until the day they croak in their 80s.

    If you want to fuck the guy, just go for it. I wouldn't worry about being at the same gym. A lot of guys his age don't want a relationship anyway, and he might be totally fine with a one-and-done thing.

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    Drive is definitely down since my midlife shenanigans,but that was off the hook really. The 50s are much different than the 40s. Thats why I quit drinking and got my diet together along with regular exercise. Mostly out of sheer fear because the body wont tolerate that shit anymore.

    Will I still end up paying for the abuse up to this point, most probably. All I know is I have great energy, less aches and pains and generally feel well.

    Not interested in relationships anymore, cant go through that kind of grief again.

    Oh and Les, forget the siesta, all you do comes from pain, hope you find peace, but that will never happen with the bottle in your hand.

    The sandal is still buttery, for now.

    Tine has a standing invite for me, one day we may go fishing together, but that wont be until I retire. Cant trust you mofos until I have nothing to lose.

     
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    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Druff & Split ..... like listening to a Frankie & Grace episode

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    PEAKS AND VALLEYS KID..PEAKS AND VALLEYS

    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

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    4 years with sex only 4 times??!!




    you might as well be married

     
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    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Tine has a standing invite for me, one day we may go fishing together, but that wont be until I retire. Cant trust you mofos until I have nothing to lose.
    That was before Tine put on a white short sleeve shirt with a skinny black tie and started spreading the good word that animals had feelings.

    It was either animals or people. Not sure which actually.

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    Seeing that 4Dragons is a convicted sex offender and was an absolute respected poster back in this communities heyday, I would have kept this private.

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    Maybe run a contest like Simpdog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Maybe run a contest like Simpdog.
    Of course you need to know exactly what the prize is.

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    The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Splitty

     
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