I bought a can o Mushy peas (Batchelors) Chip Shop Style
a year ago or more (as a joke) but was afraid to open them.
Well months of counselling and odd auditory messages forced my hand so I tore the tin,
ripped the seal, busted the bubble, deflowered the old gal etc., etc.
And I must say........... not bad.
A little salt never hurts