I think it's a fair question.
Can we get a hashtag train going, please?
I think it's a fair question.
Can we get a hashtag train going, please?
#FREETYDE
#freetyde
#rememberingthosewhosacrificed
#doit4thefans
free tyde party
tonayan for everybody
regret tomorrow
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Saw thread title, wondered if the Somali pirates got him or something.
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Last edited by Gordman; 02-17-2019 at 10:04 PM.
cause he's a nutter.
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Free the made man.
I need a break.
It would be nice for someone else to carry this forum for a while.
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
I'm tired of him. I'm not ready to unban him yet... if ever.
Given his vitriolic attacks against you, I totally understand your position, but everyone loves the train wreck that is Marty. On behalf of the community, please bring back Jewdonk on a probationary basis (which he will eventually violate). Honestly, it’s would be a lot better that another limitles or Sonatine rant.
sonatine shots fired
jay does not want to hear it
poor animal slaves
excellent point james, yung jay clearly is suffering from some prion infection and will require sacred wisdom to heal himself.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Free him and then you can block him so you dont have to read his stuff. That way the rest of us can enjoy his glory. Ty.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Ronald Reagan
Maybe a one time special amnesty radio show appearance.
Another one hosted by Brandon and Detcord. And while at it try to get KT and SS on it. Maybe some posters that were lost when C-Money died.
I can't believe you all are actually not sick of the Jewdonk Internet Forum Cycle yet.
1) Marty gets unbanned. Comes back with wall of text HOF post about 'his awesome life' that is about 20% truth, 30% semi-believable stretch of truth, 50% total fiction.
2) Continues to post for a few weeks, starts bringing out the attacks on the usual Jewdonk detractors, and reminding the rest of the board about how 'awesome' his life is. Same percentages above apply.
3) Certain Jewdonk....we'll call them 'pot-stirrers'...haul out the 'Tyde is God' BS that props up Jewdonk's delicate ego and feeds into his Narcissistic Personality Disorder like the rock feeds Pookie.
4) Jewdonk, emboldened by pot-stirrers and the "TYDE IS GOD" crowd, starts lashing out at Druff from his deep-seated jealousy, anger and probably the above-mentioned NPD, and the wheels start to come off. Jewdonk feels like he's bringing the hits.
4a) Druff does an admirable job of putting up with it, but everyone knows he shouldn't.
5) Liquor
6) Someone eventually posts something 100% grounded in the truth of Jewdonk's life. #LGWC makes an appearance in a few threads.
7) Wheels completely off, Microsoft Word stock jumps up 30 points and those on the board overnight are treated to pathetic comedic gold while Jewdonk does Jewdonk.
8) Either pity or frustration brings Druff to the realization that something needs to be done for his own sanity. Jewdonk is banned.
9) A time of peace ensues, other dbags fill the Jewdonk Void for a while.
10) Inevitably, the #freejewdonk movement begins. Everyone forgets about #2-#7. Somewhere in a place where normal people just don't live, or visit....Jewdonk (still lurking) sees the movement and is encouraged.
11) Sane people remember #2-#7 and realize that hey....Jewdonk, with his serious undiagnosed mental issues, is a fucking trainwreck with very little upside other than the **very occasional** HOF story. (Don't forget the percentages in #1 though, k?)
12) Unbelievably, impossibly, and for who the fuck knows why, we return to #1.
I've posted them before, and I'm going to do it here again for continuity. The DSM-V criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I challenge anyone who criticizes me about swinging this around to seriously read this and compare each symptom to Jewdonk.
In the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-5), NPD is defined as comprising a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), a constant need for admiration, and a lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by the presence of at least 5 of the following 9 criteria:
A grandiose sense of self-importance
A preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
A belief that he or she is special and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people or institutions
A need for excessive admiration
A sense of entitlement
Interpersonally exploitive behavior
A lack of empathy
Envy of others or a belief that others are envious of him or her
A demonstration of arrogant and haughty behaviors or attitudes
In a proposed alternative model cited in DSM-5, NPD is characterized by moderate or greater impairment in personality functioning, manifested by characteristic difficulties in 2 or more of the following 4 areas [2] :
Identity
Self-direction
Empathy
Intimacy
In addition, NPD is characterized by the presence of both grandiosity and attention seeking.
For the love of God, leave him where he is. It's better for him. It's better for PFA.
Or Zero Fucks and unban him and we'll see you back at #8 in a few weeks/months.
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Someone upload Metallica ‘ Nothing else matters’ and Sonatine please upload his latest stars results
cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
Just like cancer, Marty will return.
He is probably in Thailand getting fucked from behind by some "ladyboys" with big hands.
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