So why hasn't Tyde been freed yet?

[FRANKRIZZO]

A broken clock is right 2x a day

[gauchojake]

What's the point?

[cleatus]

I can't believe you all are actually not sick of the Jewdonk Internet Forum Cycle yet.


1) Marty gets unbanned. Comes back with wall of text HOF post about 'his awesome life' that is about 20% truth, 30% semi-believable stretch of truth, 50% total fiction.
2) Continues to post for a few weeks, starts bringing out the attacks on the usual Jewdonk detractors, and reminding the rest of the board about how 'awesome' his life is. Same percentages above apply.
3) Certain Jewdonk....we'll call them 'pot-stirrers'...haul out the 'Tyde is God' BS that props up Jewdonk's delicate ego and feeds into his Narcissistic Personality Disorder like the rock feeds Pookie.
4) Jewdonk, emboldened by pot-stirrers and the "TYDE IS GOD" crowd, starts lashing out at Druff from his deep-seated jealousy, anger and probably the above-mentioned NPD, and the wheels start to come off. Jewdonk feels like he's bringing the hits.
4a) Druff does an admirable job of putting up with it, but everyone knows he shouldn't.
5) Liquor
6) Someone eventually posts something 100% grounded in the truth of Jewdonk's life. #LGWC makes an appearance in a few threads.
7) Wheels completely off, Microsoft Word stock jumps up 30 points and those on the board overnight are treated to pathetic comedic gold while Jewdonk does Jewdonk.
8) Either pity or frustration brings Druff to the realization that something needs to be done for his own sanity. Jewdonk is banned.

for those truly jonesing for marty use the advanced search function to find the last iteration of this cycle. then search for and read about 3 pages of the 2nd to last iteration. if you're thinking these actions would be boring because

you've already read those threads...

[WillieMcFML]

4(c): tyde threatens to bring back tydepoker 11.0, leaving pfa a ghost site

[lol wow]

rofl at you turds thinking you even deserve mort

[Pooh]

I'm tired of him. I'm not ready to unban him yet... if ever.

I think it's time.....