semi obscure lines from tv or movies that you often quote because you're a freak and a weird dude

[mulva]

i will go back pretty far for two of them.

the 1st one is from gilligan's island.

i forget the story line but i think in in one episode the professor into a ladies man and talks in a different voice. he keeps saying maryann, maryann, maryann in a certain voice different than his characters voice. to this day every time i hear the name or meet any chick named maryann i use the exact voice the professor does in that episode.

the 2nd one is from threes company.

there was an episode where jack sells encyclopedias. in his training they give him a book on how to sell. when he sells the roper's he repeats what the book says. "My what a lovely three piece living room set" camera goes to mrs roper and she says..."it's ugly and it's two"

i find myself saying...my what a lovely three piece living room set quite often for no good reason when i'm invited as a guest to other peoples houses.

[gauchojake]

Pretty much any person I meet named Fred is immediately nicknamed Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman

[limitles]

[GambleBotsSatire]

everytime i hear uzbekistan i say

[mulva]

this is going to shit quickly.


go to 1:11 mark

[MumblesBadly]

this is going to shit quickly.


go to 1:11 mark

LOL the generation gap! The Professor saying Maryann’s name that way is a verbal meme of imitating Cary Grant’s pronunciation of the name of his love interest in movie he was once in, but twisted by folklore into him supposedly saying it three times in quick succession: “Judy, Judy, Judy”, even though he never did so in that movie.



And it became a verbal gag of people doing impersonations of Cary Grant.



I mention this because I would sometimes pull out my Cary Grant voice on a woman starting with that line even though her name wasn’t Judy.

[BCR]

From Mr Mom where Michael Keaton was feeling threatened by his wife’s new career and told her “Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.”

I use that one often when a girl says she’s going somewhere.

Also a line from fletch where Chevy chase says

“It’s all ball bearings these days”

I pretty much use this for any comment on how shit has changed

[Baron Von Strucker]

its ok man if there's one thing i know its how to drive when I'm stoned...



also "hold my beer"