What’s the soup de jour?
It’s the soup of the day.
Ok I’ll have that.
I guess not too obscure.
What’s the soup de jour?
It’s the soup of the day.
Ok I’ll have that.
I guess not too obscure.
In the summer of 2008 I was seeing this 19-year-old chick in Vegas, which was by far the biggest age difference I ever had (still is).
We stopped by the Circle K to get something, and I saw some bums in front acting strangely.
I said, "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!"
She sat there stone faced, clearly not getting the reference.
I said, "You know, from 'Bill n Ted's Excellent Adventure'!"
She still sat there stone faced. Then she asked, "What is Bill n Ted's Excellent Adventure?"
I realized it came out the year she was born.
I felt like a dirty old man.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and Shit
everytime i place a bet on the roulette wheel, i annoy everyone by saying
"les jeux sont faire", what the Croupier said in Casablanca as the ball was circling the wheel
it translates as "the games are made" meaning no more betting allowed and bets already placed can not be removed.
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
Honestly this is the worst thread I've witnessed
but staying on point
Everything I think of is vastly superior to anything
dredged up on a sitcom
I'm sorry if this came up as being insensitive.....
then again no, you should all check yourselves if
you are a contributor
Last edited by limitles; 02-12-2019 at 08:04 PM.
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Slava Ukraini!
This past summer I was an invited guest at an exclusive beach club in Santa Monica. I must have said "Put it on the Underhill tab" no less than 10 times.
kellner / uecker scene was money and a gr8 visual reading it from you....
i guess my repertoire is pretty extensive as "you're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick" easily makes my top 10.
i try and say it like a black man impersonating a white man as well
I'm calmer than you are.
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I was at Churchill Downs a few years ago and ordered a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich. Guy had no idea what I was talking about. Apparently I also ordered the last 2 steak sandwiches at the track because the next guy who tried to order got told they were out.
"This life's hard man, but it's harder if you're stupid." - "The Friends of Eddie Coyle" The wisdom of a Boston gun runner.
"Allow myself to introduce....myself"
I use that Ted Knight line from Caddyshack a lot,”well the world needs ditch diggers too” just to be a smartass
Also use that Night Shift line “I’m an idea man Chuck” usually when I’m drunk and discussing some outside the box idea of mine
I’m going to be adding to this thread a lot. I didn’t realize how many I used until they pop into my head. When I was young I had a few friends of mine where the conversation was often a back and forth of movie lines
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