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    Whatís the soup de jour?

    Itís the soup of the day.

    Ok Iíll have that.


    I guess not too obscure.

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    In the summer of 2008 I was seeing this 19-year-old chick in Vegas, which was by far the biggest age difference I ever had (still is).

    We stopped by the Circle K to get something, and I saw some bums in front acting strangely.

    I said, "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!"



    She sat there stone faced, clearly not getting the reference.

    I said, "You know, from 'Bill n Ted's Excellent Adventure'!"

    She still sat there stone faced. Then she asked, "What is Bill n Ted's Excellent Adventure?"

    I realized it came out the year she was born.

    I felt like a dirty old man.

     
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    YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS


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    you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and Shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Whatís the soup de jour?

    Itís the soup of the day.

    Ok Iíll have that.


    I guess not too obscure.
    this is money....


    and that making it with a cow from stripes i want to memorize so i can use it in drinking and social situations
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    everytime i place a bet on the roulette wheel, i annoy everyone by saying

    "les jeux sont faire", what the Croupier said in Casablanca as the ball was circling the wheel

    it translates as "the games are made" meaning no more betting allowed and bets already placed can not be removed.
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Honestly this is the worst thread I've witnessed
    but staying on point

    Everything I think of is vastly superior to anything
    dredged up on a sitcom

    I'm sorry if this came up as being insensitive.....
    then again no, you should all check yourselves if
    you are a contributor
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    Nothing is more obvious today than the single inability of capital and private enterprise to take care of themselves unaided by the state; they are all the while besieging legislatures for relief from their own incompetency, and "pleading the baby act" through a trained body of lawyers and lobbyists.

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    "When people see some things as good, other things become bad"
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    i think:

    "he chose poorly" has to make it on the list
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete
    jet flyin son of a gun

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    This past summer I was an invited guest at an exclusive beach club in Santa Monica. I must have said "Put it on the Underhill tab" no less than 10 times.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SchoenfeldsJawMuscles View Post
    "Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers the microphone with his hand] Thank God!" from Harry Doyle in Major League. I'll take out Kellner and use it when I'm finished with something shitty.

    Countless lines from Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop: "Let's hear your side of the story.", "Nah, I'm from Buffalo.", "I don't smoke Lucky Strikes." and from Jeffrey "This is not my locker."

    kellner / uecker scene was money and a gr8 visual reading it from you....

    i guess my repertoire is pretty extensive as "you're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick" easily makes my top 10.

    i try and say it like a black man impersonating a white man as well
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I'm calmer than you are.
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    back to major league...there's some really good ones in there.

    willie mays hayes...- run like hayes like like mays


    lou brown- you may run like hayes but you hit like shit............<<<<<<<<<<<boom
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    This past summer I was an invited guest at an exclusive beach club in Santa Monica. I must have said "Put it on the Underhill tab" no less than 10 times.

    I was at Churchill Downs a few years ago and ordered a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich. Guy had no idea what I was talking about. Apparently I also ordered the last 2 steak sandwiches at the track because the next guy who tried to order got told they were out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David USF View Post
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    I've used this line on people on telephone partylines, other internet bulletin boards, and people on facebook, especially when they post pictures of their dinner. Most of them don't appreciate my sarcastic sense of humor.

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    "This life's hard man, but it's harder if you're stupid." - "The Friends of Eddie Coyle" The wisdom of a Boston gun runner.

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    "Allow myself to introduce....myself"

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    I use that Ted Knight line from Caddyshack a lot,”well the world needs ditch diggers too” just to be a smartass

    Also use that Night Shift line “I’m an idea man Chuck” usually when I’m drunk and discussing some outside the box idea of mine


    I’m going to be adding to this thread a lot. I didn’t realize how many I used until they pop into my head. When I was young I had a few friends of mine where the conversation was often a back and forth of movie lines

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