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    ALERT TODGE

    i can be talked down from renaming your son yung genome, if we can also rename you low moisture mozzarella


    this feels like an absolutely fair trade

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    Only if we rename you yung friar tuck....
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

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    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    im 6 1 196 if the yung friar works for you fire away but i am not a fat guy

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    low moisture todge on the other hand.........

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    that was funnier when he was calling himself yung guard now it doesnt really play but im not about that dirty delete life.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    if anyone knows what our oldest member of skatz is saying you can post down below but marrrronnne

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    im 6 1 196 if the yung friar works for you fire away but i am not a fat guy

    I was referring to the fact that you are a balding old man......

     
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    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

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    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    theres literally pics on twitter of the absolute heat that i am

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    theres literally pics on twitter of the absolute heat that i am
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    how fuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkking dare you

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    theres literally pics on twitter of the absolute heat that i am

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    so im gonna need you to deposit on draftkings and lose that 5 dollars to johngant

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    same day had my big momma bear just nesting on me Name:  CMkXBwyUAAAkfsB.jpg
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    btw that cats name is bacon cuz that is literally how i do things

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    is bacon in the fucking house?

    is that what time it is?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    so my girlfriends mom got us an electric blanket for christmas and literally its just been deployed in our second bedroom and bacon refuses to leave it

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    which obviously is the smartest play you can make as a cat just claim that electric blanket and make us bring ur food upstairs and shes running the show at this point

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    btw having an extra bedroom that no one uses that also has a 50 inch tv just in case with california rent is just a massive brag todge knows

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