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    Any Stern Fan's out there?

    How the fuck is Artie still alive. He recently failed a drug test and showed up to court looking like this.

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    Look's like they gave him drug court instead of sentencing him to Jail. There is no way he lives past 2020. I used to love this guy's stories and quick wit on the Stern Show. His Comedy is garbage and I can't believe he has scraped by this long.

     
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    I liked artie a lot on stern; in fact I liked him so much I actually read his memoir, which was pretty great if memory serves. Haven't really heard about him in like a decade since the last suicide attempt, but he looks fucking horrible in that picture. Is that what happens to your nose when you snort H?
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    Havent even heard from or seen a pic of this guy in ages and that pic is obv low resolution, but it literally took me a few minutes looking at it to try and figure out if his nose was really that fucked up or if he was just high out of his mind & wearing one of those fake pig noses to his arraignment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I liked artie a lot on stern; in fact I liked him so much I actually read his memoir, which was pretty great if memory serves. Haven't really heard about him in like a decade since the last suicide attempt, but he looks fucking horrible in that picture. Is that what happens to your nose when you snort H?
    Yes, snorting drugs will do this. Remember Stu Ungars nose in his last WSOP. His nose also looked liked this. Seems to happen to people with a lot of money, as they can buy as much dope as they want.

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    coke puts holes in noses, not her'on.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    He looks like the grimace on meth, yet still has more witt than everyone here combined, that's with lol wows roid rage....
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    I'm sure artie is dying to know what the people at PFA think about him (feel the sarcasm)....
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    Well, this couldn't be more topical for the OP: Artie was on the Anthony Cunia Show today, pretty good so far, I've just started watching (go to 42:50)...



    https://radiogunk.com/forums/index.p...t-a-c-s.28271/




    ^^ Get it while it's still up.

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    set of k's looks HORRIBLE
    Hi Lew!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    set of k's looks HORRIBLE

    Wow getting completely ruined like that nose. Imagine living a life where u get ruined for having a kaput nose, I cant. ROCK BOTTOM

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    Artie isn't looking any better.

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    Looks like he is off to rehab, after another drug arrest.

    https://pagesix.com/2019/01/31/artie...-hes-in-rehab/

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    He comes on Carolla podcast to promote stuff every once in a while. He is still pretty funny and a good story teller. He can keep up with Carolla, which is no easy feat.

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