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    Someone sits at my Bovada/Ignition table heads up with $100k and...

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    This happened at 2:30am PST.

    30/60 limit holdem

    First hand I have K7s.

    He raises, I consider 3-betting, but just call.

    Flop comes K high. I check raise.

    Turn J, I bet, he raises, I call. Blank river, I check/call.

    He has KJ.





    Next hand, I have J2o on the button, I raise, he calls.

    Flop A22

    He checks, I bet, he calls.

    Turn A

    He checks, I bet, he raises, I call.

    River blank.

    He bets, I call.

    He turns over A9.




    Next hand...

    I have 85o.

    He limps from the button. I check.

    Flop J79 two clubs (I have 8c).

    I bet. He folds.

    He runs away and I lose $541.


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    welcome back to gambling druff

    #nozanneededhere



    100k is pretty lol tho, wanted to just run hot for 3 hands n caller quits

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    I think it's LOL to sit with $100k to show off, then play 3 hands and run away with $500 profit.

    What an idiot.

    Probably a tourney winner.

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    it was matt damon proving he could sit with the best

     
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    The biggest shock is that someone trusts Bovada with 100k....

     
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    I remember sitting at a NLH cash table with 250,000 big blinds.

    There were at least 2 other players sitting with the same amount at a full 9-handed table.

    Can anyone name the site, stakes and how much I was sat with?

    (really hope I'm remembering this right, but pretty sure I am)
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    I remember sitting at a NLH cash table with 250,000 big blinds.

    There were at least 2 other players sitting with the same amount at a full 9-handed table.

    Can anyone name the site, stakes and how much I was sat with?

    (really hope I'm remembering this right, but pretty sure I am)
    PokerStars, $.001/$.002, and you sat with $125.

     
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    You have to be...

    1. The owner of the site
    2. A drooling Retard
    3. The owner of the site who is a drooling retard

    To have $100K in any offshore site. And if you did because of some tourney wn you would be foolish to play another hand or make another bet until you are paid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    PokerStars, $.001/$.002, and you sat with $125.


    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    He runs away and I lose $541.

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    Did Mulva or sparten hack Druffs account?

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    Why dont you tell the story about how dish made you humble long ago?

    TODD IS GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I think it's LOL to sit with $100k to show off, then play 3 hands and run away with $500 profit.

    What an idiot.

    Probably a tourney winner.
    Had to be a Trump supporter who was tired of winning.

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    I've seen that happen before but usually it's like 40k ad not 100k. One time I did see around 250k which made me wonder wtf keeps that kind of money on this network. We can say oh it's a sports bettor but this network caps you harder then anywhere else to the point you never need that kind of money on here.

    Oh yea old story not sure if I've ever told this on here or not but back when Ignition still had chat and when we could still see tables in the lobby I was playing some 30/60 O8 one night and some guy kept saying in chat he was Dan Druff from pokerfraud alert and kept writing phrases you would only know from this forum like "stop raising there jewdonk" ,etc... I thought it was funny he punted off I'd guess around 1k very fast and I'm 100% sure Druff wouldn't be doing that in chat.

    How many more years will it be before they fix this "Unable to process your request at this time" bullshit spawning popup?

    I haven't coded in years, nor got that serious about it even though I took like 6 to 8 classes back in college but my guess is they can remove that shit very easily if they wanted. It shouldn't be that many lines of code to fix where the problem is to adjust/remove. It does nothing for the players except cause us frustration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    I've seen that happen before but usually it's like 40k ad not 100k. One time I did see around 250k which made me wonder wtf keeps that kind of money on this network. We can say oh it's a sports bettor but this network caps you harder then anywhere else to the point you never need that kind of money on here.

    Oh yea old story not sure if I've ever told this on here or not but back when Ignition still had chat and when we could still see tables in the lobby I was playing some 30/60 O8 one night and some guy kept saying in chat he was Dan Druff from pokerfraud alert and kept writing phrases you would only know from this forum like "stop raising there jewdonk" ,etc... I thought it was funny he punted off I'd guess around 1k very fast and I'm 100% sure Druff wouldn't be doing that in chat.

    How many more years will it be before they fix this "Unable to process your request at this time" bullshit spawning popup?

    I haven't coded in years, nor got that serious about it even though I took like 6 to 8 classes back in college but my guess is they can remove that shit very easily if they wanted. It shouldn't be that many lines of code to fix where the problem is to adjust/remove. It does nothing for the players except cause us frustration.
    The Bovada/Ignition client is a fucking buggy trainwreck, and they don't feel like fixing it.

    The worst of the worst bugs is the rebuy bug, where you attempt to reload at the table and it "can't connect to the server", and then greys out the button to where you can't try again.

    I've had it where I'm playing a fish heads up, run bad, bust against him, and then can't reload due to that bug. I have to leave the table and come back, but in the process the fish thinks I just left, and he leaves. And there's no way to tell him "brb" because there's no chat, and for some odd reason, "brb" isn't one of the pre-selected choices.

    One tip, by the way, regarding the software:

    When you're getting greyed out buttons regarding opening a cash table, just switch to the "Casino" view (near the top of the client), then back to cash. It should fix itself.

    I wasn't the "Dan Druff" you played with, obv.

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    Ive had this happen live at mohegan sun. Delerium tremmors guy has 100 shoves in front of me his shortsack diseased pot I call with qq off course spikes Ace on river I look to my right and poof he was gone. 10 minutes lare I see guy stand up at another table it was him at another table . God bless

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Why dont you tell the story about how dish made you humble long ago?

    TODD IS GOD


    oh hell yeah. todd only beat me once, like a month or 2 before he made his deep WSOP main event run so obv he was running like god at the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The Bovada/Ignition client is a fucking buggy trainwreck, and they don't feel like fixing it.

    The worst of the worst bugs is the rebuy bug, where you attempt to reload at the table and it "can't connect to the server", and then greys out the button to where you can't try again.

    I've had it where I'm playing a fish heads up, run bad, bust against him, and then can't reload due to that bug. I have to leave the table and come back, but in the process the fish thinks I just left, and he leaves. And there's no way to tell him "brb" because there's no chat, and for some odd reason, "brb" isn't one of the pre-selected choices.

    One tip, by the way, regarding the software:

    When you're getting greyed out buttons regarding opening a cash table, just switch to the "Casino" view (near the top of the client), then back to cash. It should fix itself.

    I wasn't the "Dan Druff" you played with, obv.
    You couldn’t even beat me 2 out of 3 HU. You should probably thank Ignition for saving you money.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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