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    One text read:*"I'd wear ur fascia n the top of ur skull n ur hands n feet," referring to the connective tissue that encloses muscles and organs.*


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    "It's OK if that's how (he) feels," Ades said. "Somebody else should love him. He has so much to love. He's so cute. I can't believe I scared him."


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      splitthis: Looks like Tilly
      
      ftpjesus: Definitely looks like Tilly except this pyschobitch is the living embodiment of Tillys Character from Childs Play.. She is certifiably fucking nuts

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    prob would have blocked her vs receiving 159.000 texts

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    she's got the crazy eyes

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    The victim, who is supposedly a billionaire:


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    A Jew and an Israeli.

    Why didn't it work out?

    Imagine if you hooked her up with a male equivalent. That would be a good reality show.

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    I feel embarassed if I triple text a girl...

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    Anyone else disappointed this wasn't an anecdote from Druff?

     
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      Tellafriend:

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    What she posted alongside a pinup pic on Instagram:

    Who wants to know the location of Atlantis!?!
    The coordinates of Atlantis are 33,33
    Atlantis is INSIDE THE EARTH. it is the SOUL of the earth. The earth is ALIVE IT HAS A SOUL, THIS IS WHERE ALL CREATION IS BORN! The Dead Sea is actually the battery to Atlantis. And Atlantis is the battery to the earth. The earths water is supposed to be the battery of the universe. Every planet is supposed to be alive!!! But because we are under a death frequency, everythingg is DYING... the universe is ALIVE TOO.
    THE FREQUENCY OF WATER IS OFF
    THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ESSENTIALLY OFF! WE ARE IN THE APOCALYPSE RIGHT NOW!!! WE ARE THE LAST ONES LEFT AND WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED BY MONEY AND FREQUENCY!!! WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE GOD'S THERES NO SEPARATE ENTITY AS GOD. WE ARE ALL THE UNIVERSE HAS! CHOOSE LIFE
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    What she posted alongside a pinup pic on Instagram:

    Who wants to know the location of Atlantis!?!
    The coordinates of Atlantis are 33,33
    Atlantis is INSIDE THE EARTH. it is the SOUL of the earth. The earth is ALIVE IT HAS A SOUL, THIS IS WHERE ALL CREATION IS BORN! The Dead Sea is actually the battery to Atlantis. And Atlantis is the battery to the earth. The earths water is supposed to be the battery of the universe. Every planet is supposed to be alive!!! But because we are under a death frequency, everythingg is DYING... the universe is ALIVE TOO.
    THE FREQUENCY OF WATER IS OFF
    THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ESSENTIALLY OFF! WE ARE IN THE APOCALYPSE RIGHT NOW!!! WE ARE THE LAST ONES LEFT AND WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED BY MONEY AND FREQUENCY!!! WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE GOD'S THERES NO SEPARATE ENTITY AS GOD. WE ARE ALL THE UNIVERSE HAS! CHOOSE LIFE
    And also:

    Jesus Christ was 33 when he came to be.
    The Percentage of salt water in the dead sea is 33 (sea of life)
    Walt Disney has a club, called club 33
    The location of Atlantis is 33,33
    SOMETHING strange ... Hitler came to power in 1933 but that's a story for another day. Everything is always perfect, otherwise it wouldn't be.
    Surprises are coming!!! Believe in Magic! Money was created to stifle the Imagination. Let's share! If everyone in the whole world shared EVERYTHING they had, we would be at a 1:7.5 billion ratio! Let's learn to SHARE!!!!

     
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      ftpjesus: My guess was he got made when she told him he should share his wealth with others.. Yeah telling a Rich guy hes a cheapskate greedy mofo will likely limit your 2nd date options on a gold diggers website
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    What she posted alongside a pinup pic on Instagram:

    Who wants to know the location of Atlantis!?!
    The coordinates of Atlantis are 33,33
    Atlantis is INSIDE THE EARTH. it is the SOUL of the earth. The earth is ALIVE IT HAS A SOUL, THIS IS WHERE ALL CREATION IS BORN! The Dead Sea is actually the battery to Atlantis. And Atlantis is the battery to the earth. The earths water is supposed to be the battery of the universe. Every planet is supposed to be alive!!! But because we are under a death frequency, everythingg is DYING... the universe is ALIVE TOO.
    THE FREQUENCY OF WATER IS OFF
    THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ESSENTIALLY OFF! WE ARE IN THE APOCALYPSE RIGHT NOW!!! WE ARE THE LAST ONES LEFT AND WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED BY MONEY AND FREQUENCY!!! WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE GOD'S THERES NO SEPARATE ENTITY AS GOD. WE ARE ALL THE UNIVERSE HAS! CHOOSE LIFE
    She should get the death penalty just for that post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    prob would have blocked her vs receiving 159.000 texts
    Theres a lot more to the story then has even been reported.. This guy tried to block her she bought burner phones to continue to harass him.. He shouldve changed his number but Im guessing this bitch was so nutso she wouldve found it again.. Hes a pretty successful multimillionare (into 9 figures) living in Snobsdale (Scottsdale but many folks refer to certain parts of it as such I laugh because i lived in that very area for just over a year.. funny as shit you go to the grocery store and see somebody in a Lambo at the local Frys Grocery store)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The victim, who is supposedly a billionaire:

    Dunno if he's THAT rich but hes definitely has 9 figures in the bank from what I understand.. Hes one of the richest folks in Snobsdale no doubt.. He picked up on her pyscho vibe as well as the whole Mega Gold Digger status rather quickly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    A Jew and an Israeli.

    Why didn't it work out?

    Imagine if you hooked her up with a male equivalent. That would be a good reality show.
    Well wouldnt be hard.. Just wait till Marty comes back into shore from his latest ship gig and get him a ticket here to the Metro area..

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