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    Attn: IAmProfessionalTalk

    Please contact me or respond directly ITT.
    KT.

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    I've noticed over the last few days that my dog is watching me in an unusual way. I don't want to sound paranoid buy I get the feeling he is judging me. Should I consider changing his diet?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Username View Post
    Please contact me or respond directly ITT.
    KT.
    IAPT is god but will not be back. I am intrigued by this sudden reference

    State your business.

    I might be able to help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Username View Post
    Please contact me or respond directly ITT.
    KT.
    IAPT is god but will not be back. I am intrigued by this sudden reference

    State your business.

    I might be able to help.
    Did he announce an exit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Username View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    IAPT is god but will not be back. I am intrigued by this sudden reference

    State your business.

    I might be able to help.
    Did he announce an exit?
    Not sure why but he's banned.
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Username View Post

    Did he announce an exit?
    Not sure why but he's banned.
    Impossible.
    Daniel Druff, is this true?

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    Not banned.

    He had insurmountable philosophical differences with management. I never asked the specifics.

    Edit:

    Just saw BellyBuster’s post. If Belly says he was banned then he probably was but this happened under unusual circumstances.

    I personally don’t think he was but I defer
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    Why did he have (what appeared to be) irrational heat with Bart Hanson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Why did he have (what appeared to be) irrational heat with Bart Hanson?
    Those were great days.

    You ever listen to the Hanson kid?

    I unapologetically slathered IAPT’s balls. Special privelages were bestowed on me.

    Maniac, original thinker, balled huge and nice guy. Great content.

    So basically the world was divided in two camps in my observation. Khalwat and co vs the rest.

    It also was observed by me the Hanson kid guys were not contributors to forum so fuck em.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Why did he have (what appeared to be) irrational heat with Bart Hanson?
    Those were great days.

    You ever listen to the Hanson kid?
    Back in the day, I listened to, i think, Cash Plays and Deuce Plays. Seemed like a rational, level-headed guy.

    Seriously, tho, what was the beef? Even when IAPT was ranting I still didn't understand the beef. Was there some personal affront?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Not banned.

    He had insurmountable philosophical differences with management. I never asked the specifics.

    Edit:

    Just saw BellyBuster’s post. If Belly says he was banned then he probably was but this happened under unusual circumstances.

    I personally don’t think he was but I defer
    I also, retract my previous rush to judgment. Belly Buster, didn’t mean to snap you off - understanding you have no agenda & good reason to know.

    My inquiry is not only important but also somewhat contingent on whether he’s a member in good standing (as well as, why he isn’t, should he prove not to be?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Username View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Not banned.

    He had insurmountable philosophical differences with management. I never asked the specifics.

    Edit:

    Just saw BellyBuster’s post. If Belly says he was banned then he probably was but this happened under unusual circumstances.

    I personally don’t think he was but I defer
    I also, retract my previous rush to judgment. Belly Buster, didn’t mean to snap you off - understanding you have no agenda & good reason to know.

    My inquiry is not only important but also somewhat contingent on whether he’s a member in good standing (as well as, why he isn’t, should he prove not to be?)

    Is this a question mark or a period? I always get confused with how to punctuate?
    Mumbles, mind firing up Google for me?

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    Is I am a professional a 2 plus 2 poker mod that used to post here but took his marbles home when had some people here rattle his cage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Those were great days.

    You ever listen to the Hanson kid?
    Back in the day, I listened to, i think, Cash Plays and Deuce Plays. Seemed like a rational, level-headed guy.

    Seriously, tho, what was the beef? Even when IAPT was ranting I still didn't understand the beef. Was there some personal affront?
    There was some prattling on about EV wagering as I recall. Hanson made me want to put a pencil through my ear so I often tuned out.

    Again, out of disinterest and respect I never talked about Druff or Hanson.

    Even speculating is wrong but I suspect he thought Hanson was a pretender in a world where men made respectable money living by their wits.

    IAPT was sports wagering large. Posted in advance. Stated his thoughts. Premium content. Hanson was a nitty guy looking for small edges and then incorrectly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    Back in the day, I listened to, i think, Cash Plays and Deuce Plays. Seemed like a rational, level-headed guy.

    Seriously, tho, what was the beef? Even when IAPT was ranting I still didn't understand the beef. Was there some personal affront?
    There was some prattling on about EV wagering as I recall. Hanson made me want to put a pencil through my ear so I often tuned out.

    Again, out of disinterest and respect I never talked about Druff or Hanson.

    Even speculating is wrong but I suspect he thought Hanson was a pretender in a world where men made respectable money living by their wits.

    IAPT was sports wagering large. Posted in advance. Stated his thoughts. Premium content. Hanson was a nitty guy looking for small edges and then incorrectly.
    ....which in part, seems to have attributed to IAPT’s slow unraveling, which reached fever pitch with Bart’s VP score during WSOP this summer. Or, maybe it was something else? I’m speculating.

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    Did Hanson bink a WSOP?

    I think IAPT dialed out a year and a half ago. So it was before that. I could care less about Hanson and poker. I’ll leave that topic alone.

    I just had a flashback to the Rhonda Rousey Holly Holms fight and his posts. Guy hit for $30-40k between sides and props. Just crushed time of knockout.

    It was entertaining- what can I say. I miss content like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Did Hanson bink a WSOP?

    I think IAPT dialed out a year and a half ago. So it was before that. I could care less about Hanson and poker. I’ll leave that topic alone.

    I just had a flashback to the Rhonda Rousey Holly Holms fight and his posts. Guy hit for $30-40k between sides and props. Just crushed time of knockout.

    It was entertaining- what can I say. I miss content like that
    No. He won 1/5th of million playing a $50 ($250 per spin) VP machine.



    Problem being this was a 8/5 Bonus Poker machine and Bart self-admittedly was playing it because he was "pissed off" for missing out on winning a WSOP tourney.

    Now when you read what IAPT said to Bart in this thread (before Bart won $200,000 on donk vp), IAPT seems to have a point...at least on his first point (8/5 Bonus = 99.17%)

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...ofessionaltalk

    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post

    Did you confess many times on your various podcasts that you've struggled your entire adult life with compulsions to gamble in the pit, especially when drunk?

    Do you consider 9-5 JoB an acceptable paytable if 9-6 JoB isn't available? (Not that you have any edge either way.)

    Do you make five figure sports bets based on hunches with no regard whatsoever for the market?

    Do you gamble black to purple on poor blackjack games and too lazy/dumb to even count a simple hi-lo?

    Do you lack even the most basic conception of math and games such that you cannot beat a casino invite tournament vs other degenerate losers such as yourself and instead come begging for handouts on an alleged pedophile's forum?

    If you answer no to any of these questions, then you are fucking liar and even bigger piece of shit than I previously thought.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Did Hanson bink a WSOP?

    I think IAPT dialed out a year and a half ago. So it was before that. I could care less about Hanson and poker. I’ll leave that topic alone.

    I just had a flashback to the Rhonda Rousey Holly Holms fight and his posts. Guy hit for $30-40k between sides and props. Just crushed time of knockout.

    It was entertaining- what can I say. I miss content like that
    Hanson had a anti-climatic WSOP and then a handsome 6 digit video poker score ($100 /hand iirc) followed by a lot of [poker related] media attention.

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    It’s just that dumb luck is a terrible strategy because you almost always end up worse off than you started.

    - Warren Buffett

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    please get your own forum......I have no idea who you're talking about so you can deduce from that
    others are equally uninterested in the unidentified (great posting etiquette) and logically won't care about the unidentified's
    whereabouts or present condition.

    I actually hate the unidentified, surprise surprise, and If I never see them for the first time it will be too soon

     
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