Notice how Satan & Santa have the same numbers in it?

[sonatine]

What does a good vegan, Christian, father of 5, volunteer community worker, Antifa supporter & PETA advocate get for Christmas Eve for doing godly work? ........this jail cell 擄路*♀️臘*♀️ FML



I live by the law of GOD! NOT by the law of “man”. All I was doing was spending time with my children by sneaking through the backyards of heathen houses, removing “Christmas lights” & other heathen decorations and burning them. They worship a man who forces poor reindeer to pull him all night until his sack is empty. How horrid!

Ungodly savagery like this is not tolerated in the upcoming 2019, yet the capitalist police locked me up for being an vegan angel of God. So I was able to sneak my phone into this cell so I could prove to you all that because of the common meat eater, I am to spend my eve of Jesus praying in a cell of misery. Pray for me 

My children are outside my prison cell right now crying, because they can’t find my wire cutters so they can continue cutting Christmas lights. I’ve been assured that I’ll be released tomorrow where I will be able to continue the good word of veganism and convince my neighbors that eating ANY meat during the day of Christ’s Mass is an instant invitation to HELL fire.

I expect many reps of worship & praise.
Tine xo

#LyfOfaVegan #AnimalsB4FilthyHumans
#HumanGuilt #NoBorders #Antifa
#JesusNotCheesus #NoRagrets

[Sanlmar]

The largest Homo sapiens were hunter gatherers.

Both brain volume and physical size decreased as the switch was made from hunter gatherer way of life to that of agriculture.

I feel we are witnessing that here

[Mintjewlips]

I believe that when me shit turns purple and taste like rainbow sherrrrbert.....

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

What does a good vegan, Christian, father of 5, volunteer community worker, Antifa supporter & PETA advocate get for Christmas Eve for doing godly work? ........this jail cell 擄路*♀️臘*♀️ FML



I live by the law of GOD! NOT by the law of “man”. All I was doing was spending time with my children by sneaking through the backyards of heathen houses, removing “Christmas lights” & other heathen decorations and burning them. They worship a man who forces poor reindeer to pull him all night until his sack is empty. How horrid!

Ungodly savagery like this is not tolerated in the upcoming 2019, yet the capitalist police locked me up for being an vegan angel of God. So I was able to sneak my phone into this cell so I could prove to you all that because of the common meat eater, I am to spend my eve of Jesus praying in a cell of misery. Pray for me 

My children are outside my prison cell right now crying, because they can’t find my wire cutters so they can continue cutting Christmas lights. I’ve been assured that I’ll be released tomorrow where I will be able to continue the good word of veganism and convince my neighbors that eating ANY meat during the day of Christ’s Mass is an instant invitation to HELL fire.

I expect many reps of worship & praise.
Sam xo

#LyfOfaVegan #AnimalsB4FilthyHumans
#HumanGuilt #NoBorders #Antifa
#JesusNotCheesus #NoRagrets

You do realize if this was actually true youd be fucked because you admitted to a felony for having a cell phone in a jail/prison its a felony in every state to do that shit.. plus providing evidence clear as day.. But since this is a typical recent bullshit drug/alcohol induced troll posting from you tine we will let it go..