You may have already heard but Gatwick airport was brought to a complete standstill by somebody flying a drone in its airspace. It meant all flights were cancelled on Thursday leaving over 100,000 pasnagers absolutley fucked.
The authorities had no idea who was doing this and it exposed a huge weakness in security. Also the fact that a simple drone could grind one of the busiest airports in the world to halt, left the whole of Britian shaking its head.
Anyway, late on Friday night, 2 people were arrested on suspicion of the crime and were duly shamed by the angry media.
Piers Morgan was the first to publically out them.
https://twitter.com/twt/status/1076537873111965697
The next morning every newspaper in the land plasted their faces over the front pages. Just a normal looking couple who lived close to the airport.
Case closed, throw away the key etc.
Well, no, fake news. They've just been released without charge after being nationally shamed (should get a nice payout mind)
But it begs the question, who the fuck is doing this? Because they're now saying it was a complex, sophisticated operation and they've put up a big reward. The fuckers even flew it right up to the control tower and started flashing its lights lol.
So who are we under attack from? Nobody seems to have any idea. The conspiracy community are claiming it's a UFO.