Here's the story
Of a guy named Kenley
He used to catch but now he closes games
He was really great
For several years
But now his skills are lame
Here's the story
Of a guy named Russell
A former pitcher whose career it was to catch
He got lots of bucks
From Toronto
But it was not a match
Til the one day when the Kenley met this Russell
Switching roles they could really pack a punch
Now Russell closes
And Kenley catches
That's the way they both became The Kenley Bunch
The Kenley Bunch
The Kenley Bunch
That's the way we end the 9th with The Kenley Bunch