At least they can take pleasure in the Yankees' misfortunes.
With Judge likely going to the DL, the following starting position players are now there:
Sanchez
Gregorius
Stanton
Judge
Andujar
Hicks
Tulowitzki
Wow.
Plus Severno and Montgomery out on the pitching side.
Then they're also missing Bird and Ellsbury.
This leaves just LeMahieu and 7 dwarves in the starting lineup.