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    Nerds..question....

    What phone would prevent someone from seeing me masturbate without consent??

    I'm tired of jerking off and thinking someone is looking.....on the plus side I found out I can still bust a nut with a limp....
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    Like a phone that...let's say even some government pencil pusher couldn't even access, let alone some two bit phone scammer.....jw....
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    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

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    Sad but true





    I was wondering if I should bother buying the iPhone X or 3 android phones just to keep these faggots on their toes.....idk....
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    I was thinking a phone just for pfa and a phone just for personal and one for the fuckshit...
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    I feel sorry for pretty people, seeing as they most likely get targeted by some pasty weirdo that is obsessed with their daily life, that includes pretty everybody, pretty gays, pretty trans, and ofcourse pretty twinks....just disgusting.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    Like a phone that...let's say even some government pencil pusher couldn't even access, let alone some two bit phone scammer.....jw....
    You do realize you could just put a tiny piece of black electrical tape over the camera lense right?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Don't point the phone at your penis while masturbating.

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    I'll answer this in detail for you later.

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    In case it isnt obvious.. Anything Druff says beyond "no, there is no such phone" isnt accurate information.
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