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    Let's make this very clear

    I am going to destroy you and your reputation

    Do I sound like I'm joking ?
    Hey drama junkie

    You're about to get my dick up your ass

    This will not be pleasant for you

    And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

    I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation
    Yes I'm absolutely going to make videos about you

    It's about time someone documented your horrible crimes against humanity

    Not worried about them being posted on your silly ghost town failsite

    Rest assured they will circulate effectively

    Like Stanford medical center and the real estate community in Palo Alto
    Hey drama junkie

    You're about to get my dick up your ass

    This will not be pleasant for you

    And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

    I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation
    That's just four of the 15 threatening/angry drunk e-mails I've received from meth addict Martin Carrico of Tijuana/Ensenada, Mexico (and formerly Sacramento).

    The "Stanford medical center" reference is a threat to harass my brother, who works there.

    He has made other threats, as well.

    The "you drew first blood by e-mailing my sister" reference is bullshit, and is his excuse to harass my family. He's referring to something about 8-9 years ago when he posted my brother's work info on one of his failsites, and then offered to give my parents' info to "anyone who wants it". In return, I e-mailed his sister and politely informed her that Marty was harassing people's family members in order to wage pathetic forum wars, and that she needed to know about it because it would probably affect her soon enough. She called him and screamed at him, and he panicked and quickly took down the brother info and kept telling me how awful I was to have e-mailed his sister. Fucking hypocrite.

    Anyway, I have removed the filter for Martin Carrico's last name, as the world needs to know that he's a scammer, drug addict, and major alcoholic.

    He's also a huge racist and homophobe, which I will be documenting shortly via his own posts over the years.

    Please be aware of this if you came across this post and are considering having dealings with him.

    In fact, I think it is time that certain people are warned about Marty's past and present, so they can avoid being harmed by him in the same way he has harmed so many others.

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    Here's the very nice and polite letter I sent to L***** Carrico on August 30, 2010.

    Hi L*****,

    I am sure that your brother Marty already told you a lot of nasty stuff about me, and probably warned you not to talk to me.

    I am not going to waste your time with a bunch of internet message board nonsense. Marty is a grown man, and you aren't responsible for his actions.

    However, I am finding myself in a quandary that unfortunately potentially affects you.

    Over the past few months, Marty has resorted to using his website to post personal information about members of my family. Keep in mind that none of my family members know Marty. He is simply trying to torture them to anger me.

    Recently he has been publicly offering to send the home address of my elderly parents to "anyone that wants it", and has also made various threats to visit them and harass them.

    This puts me in an unfortunate situation, as I have lots of information about Marty's family (yours included), but I don't want to involve innocent people in this situation. I just don't think that's right.

    I have asked Marty numerous times to leave our respective families out of our internet squabbles, but he doesn't seem to want to do that.

    Can you please advise me on how to proceed with this?

    I am not asking you to get Marty to stop bothering me. I am simply trying to find a way to get him to leave outside family members alone. I really don't want to have to involve his outside family members to make that happen, but he keeps daring me to.

    I thought you should know about this.

    Let me know if you would like any links to Marty's own site where he is making these threats.

    -Todd

    I think it might be time to write her again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Hey drama junkie

    You're about to get my dick up your ass

    This will not be pleasant for you

    And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

    I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation
    Yes I'm absolutely going to make videos about you

    It's about time someone documented your horrible crimes against humanity

    Not worried about them being posted on your silly ghost town failsite

    Rest assured they will circulate effectively

    Like Stanford medical center and the real estate community in Palo Alto
    Hey drama junkie

    You're about to get my dick up your ass

    This will not be pleasant for you

    And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

    I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation
    That's just four of the 15 threatening/angry drunk e-mails I've received from meth addict Martin Carrico of Tijuana/Ensenada, Mexico (and formerly Sacramento).

    The "Stanford medical center" reference is a threat to harass my brother, who works there.

    He has made other threats, as well.

    The "you drew first blood by e-mailing my sister" reference is bullshit, and is his excuse to harass my family. He's referring to something about 8-9 years ago when he posted my brother's work info on one of his failsites, and in return, I e-mailed his sister and politely informed her that Marty was harassing people's family members in order to wage pathetic forum wars, and that she needed to know about it because it would probably affect her soon enough. She called him and screamed at him, and he panicked and quickly took down the brother info and kept telling me how awful I was to have e-mailed his sister. Fucking hypocrite.

    Anyway, I have removed the filter for Martin Carrico's last name, as the world needs to know that he's a scammer, drug addict, and major alcoholic.

    He's also a huge racist and homophobe, which I will be documenting shortly via his own posts over the years.

    Please be aware of this if you came across this post and are considering having dealings with him.

    In fact, I think it is time that certain people are warned about Marty's past and present, so they can avoid being harmed by him in the same way he has harmed so many others.
    Yep, I said it earlier I have washed my hands of him. Was always a supporter, being an underdog, but these attacks through family members are gutless. Grow a pair Marty.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it.






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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it.






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    Getting ready to fire this thread out to everyone who knows Pockles in real life: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...With-You-Gimps

    I'll let the thread mostly speak for itself, but I'll give each person a short cliffs so they can understand it's mostly about him paying to bang ladyboys in Thailand, so they don't lose interest too soon.

    He's still hitting me hard and heavy with threats, so might as well strike first.


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    This comment gets me every time
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    This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RS_ View Post
    This comment gets me every time
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    This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"
    That is really funny.

    Do you know the back story on this one, though?

    He really told a girl this from NWP (MissIdaho) when he met her for the first time.

    I almost fell over from a combination of laughter and cringing so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RS_ View Post
    This comment gets me every time
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
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    This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"


    That's definitely a mans ass in the background....
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    it's definitely a man, his shoulders are wide enough to accomodate 3 of his heads
    jewdonk was just trolling though that thread is top 5 on this site

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    Lord of the Fraud: how have i not seen that?

    Well you repped it last time ...

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...s-the-freeroll

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
    #FREEJACK #NEVERFORGET

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RS_ View Post
    This comment gets me every time
    That is really funny.

    Do you know the back story on this one, though?

    He really told a girl this from NWP (MissIdaho) when he met her for the first time.

    I almost fell over from a combination of laughter and cringing so hard.
    Nah I didn’t know that, but learning that makes it so much better.

    You should still unban Tyde though. =/
    Last edited by RS_; 12-01-2018 at 08:34 AM. Reason: #FreeTyde

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    When is Druff going to unban Marty/Tyde/Jewdonk?

    95% of PFA members want him back.
    So they can make fun of his fucking ass.

    Is Marty still making 15,000 mexican pesos (about $750 US dollars) a month?

    And is he still banging male Thai trans-sexual hookers?



    Here is the nastiest picture of Marty I could find.

    NSFW

     





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    When even a $3.30 buyin becomes too big for your roll...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    When even a $3.30 buyin becomes too big for your roll...

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    salvage thread by playing HU for rolls
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    When is Druff going to unban Marty/Tyde/Jewdonk?

    95% of PFA members want him back.
    So they can make fun of his fucking ass.

    Is Marty still making 15,000 mexican pesos (about $750 US dollars) a month?

    And is he still banging male Thai trans-sexual hookers?



    Here is the nastiest picture of Marty I could find.

    NSFW

     




    I feel like my shitty photoshop skills always shined when Marty was my muse.

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    The anticipation is killing me.....tyde being unbanned seems to happen after druff gets all the recent dirt on Marty, or after he has time for the bullshit.....or both....
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    hadn't been paying attention to this thread so I hadn't seen those new marty vids until now.

    marty's voice during the rants kinds sound to me like Nick Diaz's voice to me. not exact or nothing, but the sound and flavor is very similar, mostly in the 2nd video.


    "I already own a domain." OMG HE ALREADY HAS A DOMAIN!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP HEEM!!!

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