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    Can Mumblesbadly stop being a fat fuck???

    Having been impressed with Chinamaniacís epic weightloss challenge over the last year, and a health scare that was serious enough to force me out of the truck until I get cleared by a specialist, I decided about a month ago to loss weight, 100 pounds in all from my doctorís scale weight of about 300 lbs, adjusting for clothing and shoes.

    Whatís my progress to date? On a digital scale that is calibrated to match the doctorís, I hit 280 yesterday.



    Now only 80 more to go.

     
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      GrenadaRoger: congrats! 1st the lbs, then the rep score
      
      Crowe Diddly: gogogogogo!!
      
      YUUP: Keep it going mumbles
      
      Username: get after it - you'll soon find attaining weight & fitness goals to release much more pleasurable endorphins than red meat & lard did. Best of luck.
      
      tony bagadonuts: An orthopedist told me that every 5 lbs of weight loss equates to 30 lbs of pressure off the knees, go man go.
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    Congrats on your journey to become just a fuck instead of a fat fuck

     
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      Username: And the new thread
      
      MumblesBadly: You are the inspiration for this thread. (Tilts trucker cap your way)

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    no one cares, beyond the fact that if youre busy stuffing your face with whatever horrors they sell at the truck stop diner, your hands will be too busy to shitpost.

     
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      MumblesBadly: I can shovel with one hand and tap the phone keyboard in the other!
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    Worst time of year to start a diet, but good luck.

     
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      MumblesBadly: Fortunately, I don’t have much desire for that kind of food versus lots and lots of ramen noodles. So, I’ll be fine. Thx.

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    Unless there is a bet involved, most not interested.

    That being said, good luck. Pfa getting too old to be fat without health consequences.

     
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      limitles: have to disagree cause i like em, go gettim lumpy
      
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    good luck mumbles. Keep us updated.

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    Good luck, Godspeed, and all that.

    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    On a digital scale that is calibrated to match the doctor’s, I hit 280 yesterday.
    Why are you calibrating a digital scale to a doctor's scale (or at all)? Also, how? Can't really effectively calibrate a scale then travel with it, and it should be pretty calibrated anyway every time you turn it on before stepping on it, because that's not a hard thing for a digital scale to do anymore.

     
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      MumblesBadly: By “calibrated”, I mean that it matches the results of a doctor’s scale.
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    to keep yourself motivated, watch "My 600 lb life" on TLC...

    really sad what people do to themselves by abusing food

     
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      MumblesBadly: “But I’m not even close to as fat as that guy!... Time for seconds!”
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    Describe the health scare and what you're doing to lose the weight. Good luck on this. I was under the impression you weighed considerably more than 300. You get down to 225 or so and you're good unless you're 5 foot 3 which you aren't I don't think. Best of luck.

     
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      MumblesBadly: Never got more than about 305 BN, but had been that for about 5 years. And thx.

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    6'1 and 150 lbs here, I ate a full Home Run Inn Sausage Supreme with RC Cola in bed last night. try having better genetics next time

     
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      MumblesBadly: I have a large frame, and my skinniest weight working cardio/high rep nautilus 3-4 days a week 20 years ago was 187.
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    Post-Thanksgiving Day weigh-in:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    6'1 and 150 lbs here, I ate a full Home Run Inn Sausage Supreme with RC Cola in bed last night. try having better genetics next time



    5'4" and 98 lbs. & I eat whatever I want, whenever I want. You try having better genetics - you towering, fat slob.

     
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      sonatine: got him

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    Do you unload your own freight.

    Decent workout?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Username View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    6'1 and 150 lbs here, I ate a full Home Run Inn Sausage Supreme with RC Cola in bed last night. try having better genetics next time



    5'4" and 98 lbs. & I eat whatever I want, whenever I want. You try having better genetics - you towering, fat slob.
    didn't realize you were a larry dupe

     
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    how tall are you mumbles?

     
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      MumblesBadly: 6’1”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    6'1 and 150 lbs here, I ate a full Home Run Inn Sausage Supreme with RC Cola in bed last night. try having better genetics next time
    All this time, wp sir


     
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    Good job with the 22 pound loss.

    Hopefully you don't suffer from the "I'm going on a diet" curse where you post about it here and develop LPR the next day.

     
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      MumblesBadly: Why weight hasn’t been ballooning of late, so my stomach hasn’t been stretched recently. But thx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Good job with the 22 pound loss.

    Hopefully you don't suffer from the "I'm going on a diet" curse where you post about it here and develop LPR the next day.
    Can we have a thread that isnít about you and your perceived maladies?

     
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      Username: Holla at a balla.....
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Good job with the 22 pound loss.

    Hopefully you don't suffer from the "I'm going on a diet" curse where you post about it here and develop LPR the next day.
    Can we have a thread that isn’t about you and your perceived maladies?
    Feel free to start your own site if you don't like it, Welchy.

    BTW how is your weight loss going? Can we still "see abs" if you take off your shirt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Can we have a thread that isnít about you and your perceived maladies?
    Feel free to start your own site if you don't like it, Welchy.

    BTW how is your weight loss going? Can we still "see abs" if you take off your shirt?

    Tell us why Benjiís momz took off.......plllllleeeassse??????

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