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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post

    crazy feeling when they pull that tube out
    Always weird when doctors pull things out from your body with such force, while you are awake. The weird internal/audible pop of the hole closing was alien-feeling, almost. I was just happy I was either in shock or under anesthetic when the thing was put in.

    Not sure why I wrote the scar was 2 inches under my armpit, but I can't edit it. more like 6-7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Any problems now from the pelvis fracture? I broke mine when i was a kid and the doctors said id be in a lot of pain when im older. Well im older and barely any pain. Thank god


    One more question? Do you and your brother both hate me? I have a feeling you both do. But just want confirmation.
    No adverse effects at all with my pelvis. everything healed completely, maybe save a hitch in my left shoulder's range of motion. no arthritis or anything. hope that sticks.

    as for the other question, me and my brother both love big dick. we can never get enough big dick. It's all we talk about sometimes.

     
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    complications due to penile enlargement surgery....that or pissing out a gallstone
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Fun sidenote: the reason I chose car accident was because I spent a week in the hospital after a car accident the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving 1995, when I was 18. My injuries: Fractured pelvis, fractured scapula, broken ribs, and the most immediate concern, a pneunothorax caused by the broken ribs. Also, I punctured my spleen.

    we're like pneunothorax brothers!

    did you get the cool chest vacuum tube inserted under your armpit? I did.
    So Crowe Diddly, WillieMcFLM and myself, Pneumothorax brothers from different mothers.

    No, in my case the doctor stood above me and used a puncture thingy with T-shaped handlebars and he actually grunted as he pushed it through my upper ribs. My scar is only about 1 1/2 inches.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post

    So Crowe Diddly, WillieMcFLM and myself, Pneumothorax brothers from different mothers.

    No, in my case the doctor stood above me and used a puncture thingy with T-shaped handlebars and he actually grunted as he pushed it through my upper ribs. My scar is only about 1 1/2 inches.
    I didn't have the pleasure of being alert and awake when the tube was inserted, but I was very much awake when they pulled/jerked/ripped it out.

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    Are ya'll jaws of life and medevac copter brothers as well?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post

    One more question? Do you and your brother both hate me? I have a feeling you both do. But just want confirmation.
    I dont hate anyone.


    But there's definitely tension between us. I'm picking up on that too.

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