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    You stretched out your stomach at Hot Dog On A Stick and had to go to hospital because you had a lump in your throat . You couldn't sleep because the lump in your throat caused anxiety . So you went to the Three different Doctors and they ran a bunch of useless tests on you only to come back and say you have a non life threatening condition called acid reflux or heartburn or lpr .


    Oh wait I got it . You had a dental appointment and because you act six years old you are afraid of the dentists office. You took half a xanex and overdosed



    OK maybe you caught a bad case of chlamydia from speaking to desperate girls on a 1980's party line
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    Damnnnn lol going hard in the paint, who said forum posting was a no contact sport..
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    Nothing is more obvious today than the single inability of capital and private enterprise to take care of themselves unaided by the state; they are all the while besieging legislatures for relief from their own incompetency, and "pleading the baby act" through a trained body of lawyers and lobbyists.

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    Staph infection

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    Irritable bowel disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    Well, I want to give away some cash that I don't really have any use for.


    ***** Guess the ailment I had in the 10th grade that kept me in hospital for almost a week *****

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    Let me start by saying it wasn't AIDS. Ailment could, in this case, be ANYTHING that keeps you in a hospital, not purely sickness. Exact or closest guess (at my sole discretion) by 19:00 PST tomorrow wins the cash. Only the first guess per member counts.

    I CAN ONLY DO PAYPAL!



    Remember: not AIDS.



    FLU

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    I guess if you had pneumonia bad in boath lungs a week in a oxygen tent is Possible
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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    The answer was obviously late stage aids don't let him swindle you people

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    gerbil stuck in your rectum

    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    At least give us 3 guesses each.
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    Nothing is more obvious today than the single inability of capital and private enterprise to take care of themselves unaided by the state; they are all the while besieging legislatures for relief from their own incompetency, and "pleading the baby act" through a trained body of lawyers and lobbyists.

    Lester Frank Ward

    "When people see some things as good, other things become bad"
    Lao Tzu

    Asked if he had every prayedAnthony Hitchens replied
    "once, for a hardon"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    At least give us 3 guesses each.
    GOOD SUGGESTION. (As you're all off, even the guy that thought I started eating my own poop).

    I've added this to the top of the first post:

    NEW RULE (added 17:45 PST 11/13)...YOU GUYS GET UP TO 3 GUESSES.

    Guess AWAY!

     
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    Allergic reaction
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    Attacked by a wild animal or family pet.
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    Punctured eardrum.

    Testicles becoming crossed.

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    punctured ear drum is very strong

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    Nothing is more obvious today than the single inability of capital and private enterprise to take care of themselves unaided by the state; they are all the while besieging legislatures for relief from their own incompetency, and "pleading the baby act" through a trained body of lawyers and lobbyists.

    Lester Frank Ward

    "When people see some things as good, other things become bad"
    Lao Tzu

    Asked if he had every prayedAnthony Hitchens replied
    "once, for a hardon"


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    i'll take both my final shots here.

    Diabetes or suicide attempt.
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