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Thread: Freeroll: Guess the Ailment I had, win $37.50

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    You stretched out your stomach at Hot Dog On A Stick and had to go to hospital because you had a lump in your throat . You couldn't sleep because the lump in your throat caused anxiety . So you went to the Three different Doctors and they ran a bunch of useless tests on you only to come back and say you have a non life threatening condition called acid reflux or heartburn or lpr .


    Oh wait I got it . You had a dental appointment and because you act six years old you are afraid of the dentists office. You took half a xanex and overdosed



    OK maybe you caught a bad case of chlamydia from speaking to desperate girls on a 1980's party line
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    Damnnnn lol going hard in the paint, who said forum posting was a no contact sport..
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    Appendicitis

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    Staph infection

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    Irritable bowel disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    Well, I want to give away some cash that I don't really have any use for.


    ***** Guess the ailment I had in the 10th grade that kept me in hospital for almost a week *****

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    Let me start by saying it wasn't AIDS. Ailment could, in this case, be ANYTHING that keeps you in a hospital, not purely sickness. Exact or closest guess (at my sole discretion) by 19:00 PST tomorrow wins the cash. Only the first guess per member counts.

    I CAN ONLY DO PAYPAL!



    Remember: not AIDS.



    FLU

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    I guess if you had pneumonia bad in boath lungs a week in a oxygen tent is Possible
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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    The answer was obviously late stage aids don't let him swindle you people

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    gerbil stuck in your rectum

    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    At least give us 3 guesses each.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    At least give us 3 guesses each.
    GOOD SUGGESTION. (As you're all off, even the guy that thought I started eating my own poop).

    I've added this to the top of the first post:

    NEW RULE (added 17:45 PST 11/13)...YOU GUYS GET UP TO 3 GUESSES.

    Guess AWAY!

     
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    Allergic reaction
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    Attacked by a wild animal or family pet.
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    Punctured eardrum.

    Testicles becoming crossed.

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    punctured ear drum is very strong

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    Adadictomy

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    i'll take both my final shots here.

    Diabetes or suicide attempt.
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