Gonorrhea
Gonorrhea
You stretched out your stomach at Hot Dog On A Stick and had to go to hospital because you had a lump in your throat . You couldn't sleep because the lump in your throat caused anxiety . So you went to the Three different Doctors and they ran a bunch of useless tests on you only to come back and say you have a non life threatening condition called acid reflux or heartburn or lpr .
Oh wait I got it . You had a dental appointment and because you act six years old you are afraid of the dentists office. You took half a xanex and overdosed
OK maybe you caught a bad case of chlamydia from speaking to desperate girls on a 1980's party line
Last edited by Gookieheimowitz; 11-13-2018 at 03:50 PM.
Damnnnn lol going hard in the paint, who said forum posting was a no contact sport..
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Appendicitis
Staph infection
I guess if you had pneumonia bad in boath lungs a week in a oxygen tent is Possible
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
The answer was obviously late stage aids don't let him swindle you people
gerbil stuck in your rectum
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
At least give us 3 guesses each.
Allergic reaction
Attacked by a wild animal or family pet.
Punctured eardrum.
Testicles becoming crossed.
punctured ear drum is very strong
Adadictomy
i'll take both my final shots here.
Diabetes or suicide attempt.
pneumonia
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