Calling all Americans

[Lord of the Fraud]

This could one day save your life


If you ever find yourself in a tricky spot where you need to say "Spice Girls" while using a fake Scotish accent. Then saying "Space Ghettos" should do the trick.

Warning: only works using American or Canadian? accents

[Sanlmar]

LOF wants to be feared not liked.

Anyway

I was watching the evening news this week. There was a story about refugees crossing the Alps in winter to get from Italy to France

As with most of these stories it’s about the visual imagery. Intrepid reporter follows along. Refugees at the heart of the protests is inferred.

Explain to me why your youth Mr Trickle goes to a country with a gdp even less than Italy to find work.

I have time

[GrenadaRoger]

ah dunna ken ya, lassie

[Lord of the Fraud]

Travellers tip. This will stop you going hungry

You're cruising Jamaica looking for some breakfast but the local waiter can't understand a word what the retard American is saying.

So, using your finest British accent, you should ask for "eggs and beer can".

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

10/10 thread- would read again

[Lord of the Fraud]

10/10 thread- would read again

And to sound like PFA's resident Mick, then try to say this really fast... "Whale Oil Beef Hooked"

[Mintjewlips]

Don't say mick, say mentally retarded, it offends big dick...