Day 19 with no sex: owls making the trousers move again

[DJ_Chaps]

god damn im getting thirsty. tinder sucks. buncha shy girls.


once my Raypitt rap diss drops on the cloud, this will be a problem of the past.

[devidee]

Have you tried grindr?

It's only gay if you kiss.

[Baron Von Strucker]

its gonna turn around for you i think

[MrTickle]

how can you fail on tinder? its literally impossible. spend less time talking and get to the meeting ASAP

[BCR]

how can you fail on tinder? its literally impossible. spend less time talking and get to the meeting ASAP

You realize that’s his picture under his screen name?

 

i joke. The man is an Adonis by poker forum standards. No devidee, but then who is?

[Dan Druff]

I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Nova Scotia.

I picture it as not too difficult, but maybe I'm wrong.

I know that in the US, it's easiest in small towns because there's nothing to do there, and the guys in those places tend to be awful, so there's little competition. Also, for whatever reason, hot chicks in those areas tend to underrate themselves, though perhaps that's changed nowadays with social media and the throngs of asskissers who show up on every pretty girl's profile.

[Sanlmar]

I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Nova Scotia.

Nova Scotia.

I don’t care if they make their own clothes

I’d want to see a current receipt for a Brazilian wax. Them home haircuts just don’t cut it.

[lol wow]

todge fucks

[simply1]

I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Nova Scotia.

I picture it as not too difficult, but maybe I'm wrong.

I know that in the US, it's easiest in small towns because there's nothing to do there, and the guys in those places tend to be awful, so there's little competition. Also, for whatever reason, hot chicks in those areas tend to underrate themselves, though perhaps that's changed nowadays with social media and the throngs of asskissers who show up on every pretty girl's profile.

Outside Greater Halifax this might be accurate.

Halifax (thought I read one time that’s where he’s from) has 400k+ population & multiple university/colleges. It’s no small town.

[ErickAA]

Is that a subtle brag that going that long is even newsworthy? I go 19 day stretches without sex multiple times per year.

[duped_samaritan]

I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Nova Scotia.

I picture it as not too difficult, but maybe I'm wrong.

I know that in the US, it's easiest in small towns because there's nothing to do there, and the guys in those places tend to be awful, so there's little competition. Also, for whatever reason, hot chicks in those areas tend to underrate themselves, though perhaps that's changed nowadays with social media and the throngs of asskissers who show up on every pretty girl's profile.

gotta stay warm somehow

[jsearles22]

I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Nova Scotia.

I picture it as not too difficult, but maybe I'm wrong.

I know that in the US, it's easiest in small towns because there's nothing to do there, and the guys in those places tend to be awful, so there's little competition. Also, for whatever reason, hot chicks in those areas tend to underrate themselves, though perhaps that's changed nowadays with social media and the throngs of asskissers who show up on every pretty girl's profile.

Guys in small towns tend to be awful? Lol, you’re a retarded pretentious fuck. Could you generalize a little more?

[Mintjewlips]

I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Nova Scotia.

I picture it as not too difficult, but maybe I'm wrong.

I know that in the US, it's easiest in small towns because there's nothing to do there, and the guys in those places tend to be awful, so there's little competition. Also, for whatever reason, hot chicks in those areas tend to underrate themselves, though perhaps that's changed nowadays with social media and the throngs of asskissers who show up on every pretty girl's profile.

Yea it's not 1988, these ugly bitches get 1000 times the attention than their 80's counterparts.......its a terrible time for ugly guys......just get the money chaps, it's still the only thing bitches want....

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

Used to be easy to score back in the day still.. I mean shit Yahoo had their own personals section which led to some interesting times (including juggling 3 chicks at once but that was much younger and easier then).. Still sucks CL crashed their personals.. Was always fun to fuck with the ones posting in the Missed Connections section.. Even met a desperate chick when I posted some bullshit thing on rants and raves and got some strange out of it.. (technically was 2 the one chick was typical marine wife.. Hubby was away and the wife wanted to play)