I am such a saint. I’ve been back in my home town of Los Angeles for only a few days and already I have opened a very profitable animal shelter. I put an add in the Indian Times a week ago asking for workers to tend the animals and groom them, and I will put a roof over their head and give them 2 vegan meals a day in return.
WHAT A GREAT TURN OUT!
This train arrived in Los Angeles today with hard working men ready to make a difference to the Los Angeles community, a BIG difference. Although I’ll be feeding them, they won’t actually receive money as I need it for animal feed such as kale and soy beans, so you may start seeing more beggers outside the LA nightclubs.
I have also set them strict instructions to go out into the night and rescue animals that are being force fed meat and that are chained up. We won’t approve of animal slave camps in 2018!
So when you see an Indian in the streets, please be polite, pat them on the back and tell them they’re doing a great job with the animals.
(They’ll know what you mean)
You’re welcome, Los Angeles.
Tine xo