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    Doug Polk peer-pressured into playing Main Event, gets anxiety, punts off stack, regrets trying to play


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    honestly i consider him much less of a total burger after this. typically, a burger isnt terribly self aware. it seems like he gon' through some shit, but yeah if he tips back onto pokergo with a bar in front of him, full burger again.
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    Doug has a very bad case of poker burn out.
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    Doug shouldn't have felt like he had to play in the main and anyone who thinks he caved to do so for that reason is silly.

    It's obvious Doug knows the value that tournament has that only happens once a year but clearly while playing he just didn't like the surroundings and pace of the game.

    Doug clearly has lost the passion to play but will continue on covering poker stories creating poker content because it's very obvious he loves that attention and don't want people to forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theSMARTESTLIBERALalive View Post
    Doug has a very bad case of poker burn out (sic).
    FFS! Why is it so fucking hard for people these days to not confuse two-word verb phrases with their compound noun counterparts??? I am now routinely seeing this mistake in online publications by supposedly professional media outlets. And I come to forum to relax among the more intellectually refined members of the Interwebs and I see someone other than jsearles making a bonehead grammar mistake??? Seriously!!! It just makes me wanna slash my throat and drive off a cliff!!

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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Poker isn't the only thing, Doug Polk is bad at.

    He probably has a small penis and he is horrible at satisfying his girlfriend.

    I would not be surprised if he turns gay.



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    hed never admit it.

    he would just show up with a takeshi69 rainbow weave talking about how hes bi poly.
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    fuckin burger.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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