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    Animal nappies will avoid embarrassing your pets in public.

    Not that long ago, I was a firm believer of allowing the animals in my family to defecate on public property and to be left there to decompose and put rich, delicious nutrients back into the soil. But me, being a Selfish Sam, didnít stop to think about how Craig felt about it. Many humans would look at Craig and in disgust when they see her defecating on the footpath and being left there, how embarrassing for her! So Iíve decided that she starts to wear nappies.

    She has been wearing them for 2 weeks now and itís fantastic as they can hold the faeces up to 3 days without seeping out the sides, to where I then empty it into a bucket and throw it in my local park to help the environment. #Nature #EcoLyf
    Pedestrians and park walkers actually clap and applaud me and my bravery and Craigís used nappies are great for keeping the flies out of the kitchen as we hang the nappies on our back neighbouring fence.

    All the neighbours now know and cheer for Craig as the brave dog that has beaten her depression and helps richen the soil in our parks with her fermented faeces.

    Much love and praise to yíall, Sonatine🌈

     
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      splitthis: You best be careful bout crossing the line telling stories about pups. This is a warning.
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    Not that long ago, I was a firm believer of allowing the animals in my family to defecate on public property and to be left there to decompose and put rich, delicious nutrients back into the soil. But me, being a Selfish Sam, didn’t stop to think about how Craig felt about it. Many humans would look at Craig and in disgust when they see her defecating on the footpath and being left there, how embarrassing for her! So I’ve decided that she starts to wear nappies.

    She has been wearing them for 2 weeks now and it’s fantastic as they can hold the faeces up to 3 days without seeping out the sides, to where I then empty it into a bucket and throw it in my local park to help the environment. #Nature #EcoLyf
    Pedestrians and park walkers actually clap and applaud me and my bravery and Craig’s used nappies are great for keeping the flies out of the kitchen as we hang the nappies on our back neighbouring fence.

    All the neighbours now know and cheer for Craig as the brave dog that has beaten her depression and helps richen the soil in our parks with her fermented faeces.

    Much love and praise to y’all, Sonatine


    some real Wag the Dog, shit....Craig is the bitch?



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