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    The victims that survived the attack in CO

    37 out of the 38 victims so far interviewed have stated that the overall movie experience at the Batman premiere was still a better overall experience than when they went and saw Prometheus.
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    My mom has a few special requests actually, Vwls do you do any freelance work? For fun or at least pretty cheap? Mostly cutesy stuff with her horses and baby foal who is still a baby but a freaking huge one let me tell you.

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    I rate that joke a 2/10 and this thread a 1/10.

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    A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

    "Sure do," replied the bartender.

    "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator.

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    Knock-knock!
    Who's there?
    The police - your son is dead.


    A man walks into a pub.
    He's an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.



    Did you hear about the blonde who jumped off a bridge?
    She was clinically depressed and killed herself because of her low self-esteem.



    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    It was dead.



    What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out of your underwear?
    Your penis.




    What's big, hard, round, and hairless and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night?
    His head. He's bald.



    A man was walking home from the pub one night.
    A truck ran over him and he was instantly killed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    I rate that joke a 2/10 and this thread a 1/10.
    You're being too generous.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    what has two legs and bleeds profusely?

     

    half a dog

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    ship thread to hall of crap

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    What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

    brown chicken brown cow.

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    What would you call "The Flintstones" if they were black?............"The Niggers"
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment

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    What would you call "The Flintstones" if they were black?............"The Niggers"
    nicely done

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    What would you call "The Flintstones" if they were black?............"The Niggers"

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