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    No big deal, but a literal plague jet just landed at JFK from Dubai

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    im sure its a big misunderstanding
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    or they all got cholera at mecca.

    flip a coin.
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    Clear the area and use one of them oxygen sucking bombs from the movie outbreak

     
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    I've taken that flight on Emirates; it's like 17 hours long and straight miserable.

    Getting sick on a long flight is one of the worst things ever. I once got food poisoning on a Qatar flight and spent the majority of it sweating and clenching my ass between trips to the bathroom.

    I would rather get Hot Dog on a Stick-induced LPR than repeat that experience.

     
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    Try eating Chinese food in an area where you never see any stray cats......
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    so literally the first class floor is fine and like everyone seated below it are dying of cholera.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    oh and there is a SECOND PLANE FILLED WITH PLAGUE VICTIMS IN FRANCE



    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wor...ous-boeing-737
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    Who did it, Russia, Iran or both?
     

    Cholera is an acute, diarrheal illness caused by infection of the intestine with the toxigenic bacterium Vibrio cholerae serogroup O1 or O139. An estimated 2.9 million cases and 95,000 deaths occur each year around the world. The infection is often mild or without symptoms, but can sometimes be severe. Approximately one in 10 (10%) infected persons will have severe disease characterized by profuse watery diarrhea, vomiting, and leg cramps. In these people, rapid loss of body fluids leads to dehydration and shock. Without treatment, death can occur within hours.

    hahah,that would suck

     
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    Annd again...

    "Flu-like symptoms"

    I assumed it was just the food. So what the fuck is happening?


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    daesh -400


    probing our responses obvo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    daesh -400


    probing our responses obvo.
    Maybe this woman knows?

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    sand negroes, send them back to mexico
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    Sarah is always solid in her political reads and today she's been tweeting concern over these diseased flights.


    Then she tweets this


    Basically, unless you're Chinese you probably going to die of chicken flu.


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