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    Good News

    So after over 3 years of zero sex drive, I wet and wilded it in the shower at the gym today. Someone should write me a sonnetine.

     
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    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    So after over 3 years of zero sex drive, I wet and wilded it in the shower at the gym today. Someone should write me a sonnetine.
    I have no idea what that means, but I am going to be sick if its anything like you suggest.

     
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      Muck Ficon: Yet you can be elbows deep unclogging a toilet and be fine

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    Happy for you. Nothing worse than a dry cunt.


    Congrats on being a woman again.


    Keep letting it rain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Happy for you. Nothing worse than a dry cunt.


    Congrats on being a woman again.


    Keep letting it rain.
    LOL

    Happy for you split.
    At the gym huh?

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    it would appear that splits not the only one whose prayers are coming true.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    RIP Divinyls singer

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    LIQUID AS FUCK

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    So after over 3 years of zero sex drive, I wet and wilded it in the shower at the gym today. Someone should write me a sonnetine.
    Details please

     
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      splitthis: Just a backup, spread, bend kinda thing, the curtains are hanging lower than they used to

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    So after over 3 years of zero sex drive, I wet and wilded it in the shower at the gym today.






    CONGRATULATIONS!!
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    i Don’t want details but I’m curious if you picked up someone at the gym for a quick tryst or if this was a solo mission.

    If it’s been 3 years I can’t judge but the solo mission in a gym shower seems a bit odd.

    Either way good for you. Sexless isn’t a way to go through life. And this is coming from someone who’s been married for 15 plus years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    i Don’t want details but I’m curious if you picked up someone at the gym for a quick tryst or if this was a solo mission.

    If it’s been 3 years I can’t judge but the solo mission in a gym shower seems a bit odd.

    Either way good for you. Sexless isn’t a way to go through life. And this is coming from someone who’s been married for 15 plus years

    Solo is a start, believe me. I wont pick up anyone there, the old saying goes dont eat where you shit. God help you all if I transition to realtime and I story tell like I did in the past. Druff has a weak stomach remember lolz.

     
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    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    i Don’t want details but I’m curious if you picked up someone at the gym for a quick tryst or if this was a solo mission.

    If it’s been 3 years I can’t judge but the solo mission in a gym shower seems a bit odd.

    Either way good for you. Sexless isn’t a way to go through life. And this is coming from someone who’s been married for 15 plus years

    Solo is a start, believe me. I wont pick up anyone there, the old saying goes dont eat where you shit. God help you all if I transition to realtime and I story tell like I did in the past. Druff has a weak stomach remember lolz.
    This site is so desperate for content these days, I'll even accept a splitthis sex story at this point.

     
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