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    The devil is fucking with me.

    That motherfucker. So I gotta watch church at home via video because these 2 halfwit bitches with small bladders tilted me to the point of headspinning crawling over me 15 times during the service to piss. They smelled like mold. I JUST CANT.
    I may try a new church, but really I dont think so. The older I get the less I can tolerate people, prefer pups and the park. Tine you will have to don a puppy costume if you ever think I will stop by your door to fuck you.

     
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    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harriet Tubmeth View Post
    Pew
    Change your name to Harriet Telletubmeth
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

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    You are the purple one
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Tine you will have to don a puppy costume if you ever think I will stop by your door to fuck you.

    is there a particular breed you'd prefer? i guarantee this wont be the weirdest request my tailor has received.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I got off pew in 30 seconds. That would win the calf roping in my parts so it stays. You won't see it much though. Mainly I stopped by to say hi to you and tell limitless he is an African American male. Don't cry for me Argentina.

     
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    splitthis: Everyone want you to stay.

    Let's not do this. I have nothing to say. Truly nothing. I have block. Please let me hang up this phone without feeling like the rude one. You know I hate that. Bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    That motherfucker. So I gotta watch church at home via video because these 2 halfwit bitches with small bladders tilted me to the point of headspinning crawling over me 15 times during the service to piss. They smelled like mold. I JUST CANT.
    I may try a new church, but really I dont think so. The older I get the less I can tolerate people, prefer pups and the park. Tine you will have to don a puppy costume if you ever think I will stop by your door to fuck you.
    The sooner you realize the "church" is nothing more than a control mechanism the better.
    Sad but true, those professing to be doing "God"s work are some of the worst offenders.
    You are god, the rest is man made bullshit

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    Oh wow you are telling ppl they are God again big surprise dumb n-word. Splitthis is wonderful don't compare her to a bored douche bag.

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    You are fucking with you. In each of us is the good and the bad. You can't know the good without the bad.
    Call it the devil, call it the god, it's everything. You can't know warmth without cold. Polar opposites exist everywhere. Can't know one without the other. If there was no bad how could you say you were good

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    You are fucking with you. In each of us is the good and the bad. You can't know the good without the bad.
    Call it the devil, call it the god, it's everything. You can't know warmth without cold. Polar opposites exist everywhere. Can't know one without the other. If there was no bad how could you say you were good


    No matter what you post you can never become more of a dumb n-word. Does that make you sad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harriet Tubmeth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    You are fucking with you. In each of us is the good and the bad. You can't know the good without the bad.
    Call it the devil, call it the god, it's everything. You can't know warmth without cold. Polar opposites exist everywhere. Can't know one without the other. If there was no bad how could you say you were good


    No matter what you post you can never become more of a dumb n-word. Does that make you sad?
    Why would something you say make me sad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    No matter what you post you can never become more of a dumb n-word. Does that make you sad?
    Why would something you say make me sad?
    It wouldn't. But even a dumb n-word like yourself surely realized that long ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    That motherfucker. So I gotta watch church at home via video because these 2 halfwit bitches with small bladders tilted me to the point of headspinning crawling over me 15 times during the service to piss. They smelled like mold. I JUST CANT.
    I may try a new church, but really I dont think so. The older I get the less I can tolerate people, prefer pups and the park. Tine you will have to don a puppy costume if you ever think I will stop by your door to fuck you.
    The sooner you realize the "church" is nothing more than a control mechanism the better.
    Sad but true, those professing to be doing "God"s work are some of the worst offenders.
    You are god, the rest is man made bullshit
    Lol church

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    Druff, please merge with plops Kelly Minkin thread.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Druff, please merge with plops Kelly Minkin thread.

    Catch me outside how bow dat?

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    You're both bouncing from thread to thread with the same shit again.

    Place is dead so doesn't really matter. But it's rude to trash Splits two threads.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    You're both bouncing from thread to thread with the same shit again.

    Place is dead so doesn't really matter. But it's rude to trash Splits two threads.

    The thing about owning the road is that you don't have to stay in your lane. I will make it up to splitthis somehow and she knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    That motherfucker. So I gotta watch church at home via video because these 2 halfwit bitches with small bladders tilted me to the point of headspinning crawling over me 15 times during the service to piss. They smelled like mold. I JUST CANT.
    I may try a new church, but really I dont think so. The older I get the less I can tolerate people, prefer pups and the park. Tine you will have to don a puppy costume if you ever think I will stop by your door to fuck you.
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    I wonder if he still has the hots for Huma Abedin, lol hots is a weird word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    That motherfucker. So I gotta watch church at home via video because these 2 halfwit bitches with small bladders tilted me to the point of headspinning crawling over me 15 times during the service to piss. They smelled like mold. I JUST CANT.
    I may try a new church, but really I dont think so. The older I get the less I can tolerate people, prefer pups and the park. Tine you will have to don a puppy costume if you ever think I will stop by your door to fuck you.
    Name:  BWKFG4-IQAAklF2.jpg
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    I wonder if he still has the hots for Huma Abedin, lol hots is a weird word.
    Don't know about him but I still do.

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