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    model y's mileage has been upgraded from 280 to 315 miles per charge.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    for all the trading barons on dis site

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...like-tesla-run
    Hi Lew!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    for all the trading barons on dis site

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...like-tesla-run

    Earlier today we discussed Sonatine’s sex life.

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    Hey Tine

    Are you a Virgin?

    SPCE. I love that guy and if that makes me gay....

    Spinning top

    i had 100 2 year call options at $16 and dumped at $20. ask me more about my sex life.


    Spinning tops (candle stick charting) can signal a top or a bottom in a trend. This signals a potential top. The next candle will tell you if you must exit or short.

    “Max pain” is an alternate sexual lifestyle where the market wants to hurt the most option traders possible. The headline informs you as to the likely outcome.

    Call option volume breaks record for second day in a row
    Easy game

    Use a raincoat son.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Earlier today we discussed Sonatine’s sex life.

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    Hey Tine

    Are you a Virgin?

    SPCE. I love that guy and if that makes me gay....

    Spinning top

    i had 100 2 year call options at $16 and dumped at $20. ask me more about my sex life.


    Spinning tops (candle stick charting) can signal a top or a bottom in a trend. This signals a potential top. The next candle will tell you if you must exit or short.

    “Max pain” is an alternate sexual lifestyle where the market wants to hurt the most option traders possible. The headline informs you as to the likely outcome.

    Call option volume breaks record for second day in a row
    Easy game

    Use a raincoat son.
    i will always love the way you in part knowledge

    the barriers to entry

    only for those who can solve the puzzle

    <3, your son
    Hi Lew!!!

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    It’s 2020. Where are our self-driving cars?

    https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2...mo-cruise-uber

    When it comes to self-driving cars, the future was supposed to be now.

    In 2020, you’ll be a “permanent backseat driver,” the Guardian predicted in 2015. “10 million self-driving cars will be on the road by 2020,” blared a Business Insider headline from 2016. Those declarations were accompanied by announcements from General Motors, Google’s Waymo, Toyota, and Honda that they’d be making self-driving cars by 2020. Elon Musk forecast that Tesla would do it by 2018 — and then, when that failed, by 2020.
    Answer: probably never

    Self-driving cars were a complete scam that Elon Musk came up with one day when he was smoking marijuana.

    I must admit it was a good scam that Telsa and other car companies used to inflate their stock value.


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    Shouldn't Sanders looking like he'll get the nom start spooking stocks at some point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    Shouldn't Sanders looking like he'll get the nom start spooking stocks at some point?
    i think sanders isnt nearly as worrisome to the market as warren. warren would have support from the house. sanders is going to get shut out across the board on anything vaguely anti-wealth.


    unrelated note i was wondering what money i was going to have to scrape up to slam puts on zillow today but im guessing someone leaked their earnings report last night.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    also each and every one of us should take a quiet moment today to be grateful that we werent long on verisign.

    every fucking day ive seen 'buy the dip' conversations about vrsn on my twitter feed.

    every. fucking. day.

    lol ok nm, they just bounced back, must have been a glitch.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    msm is something ive been keeping my eye on because its a top-of-the-list candidate for getting crushed by coronavirus shipping disruptions.. anyway it looks like its getting crushed by coronavirus shipping disruptions.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    tesla is shifting r&d resources to lithium iron phosphate battery technology. heres a list of herberts who fuck with LiFePO4 for a living:

    Panasonic Corporation
    Toshiba Corporation
    Samsung SDI Co., Ltd
    BYD Company Ltd.
    GS Yuasa Corporation
    Valence Technology, Inc.
    A123 Systems, LLC.
    Formosa Energy & Material Technology
    Bharat Power Solutions.

    if they announced a coronavirus vaccine today, BYDDF/TOSYY/PCRFF would be where i stick my monies.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    unrelated note i was wondering what money i was going to have to scrape up to slam puts on zillow today but im guessing someone leaked their earnings report last night.
    aaaaaaand minutes after i post this, deutsche bank raises their target price to $54 a share and zg recovers almost completely.

    kaaaaay...
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    i promise you all that the day is coming where i stop taking pre-market movement so seriously.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Today is the day where Tesla breaks 4 digits

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    i promise you all that the day is coming where i stop taking pre-market movement so seriously.

    THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY spce on a +10% heater premarket and i see no reason we wont see a repeat of what happened yesterday with a +20% climb and dip before close.

    also spce is another memestock that people are stacking on because instagram influencers spending 10m to promote the latest goop exfoliating cream from space is a mortal lock for 2022.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tesla is shifting r&d resources to lithium iron phosphate battery technology. heres a list of herberts who fuck with LiFePO4 for a living:

    Panasonic Corporation
    Toshiba Corporation
    Samsung SDI Co., Ltd
    BYD Company Ltd.
    GS Yuasa Corporation
    Valence Technology, Inc.
    A123 Systems, LLC.
    Formosa Energy & Material Technology
    Bharat Power Solutions.

    if they announced a coronavirus vaccine today, BYDDF/TOSYY/PCRFF would be where i stick my monies.
    BYDDF currently 2x tsla's volume.

    i think someone just picked up like 2.3m shares in one shot.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Today is the day where Tesla breaks 4 digits

    imo its coming but again i think the catalyst is going to be an announcement about giga texas. otherwise its going to be the youtube influencer videos of new model y owners going piss wild about their new toys in a month.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    this popped up on my youtube autoplay list and its better than porn

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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tesla is shifting r&d resources to lithium iron phosphate battery technology. heres a list of herberts who fuck with LiFePO4 for a living:

    Panasonic Corporation
    Toshiba Corporation
    Samsung SDI Co., Ltd
    BYD Company Ltd.
    GS Yuasa Corporation
    Valence Technology, Inc.
    A123 Systems, LLC.
    Formosa Energy & Material Technology
    Bharat Power Solutions.

    if they announced a coronavirus vaccine today, BYDDF/TOSYY/PCRFF would be where i stick my monies.
    BYDDF currently 2x tsla's volume.
    Sorry, no more Chinese stocks. After IQ and HUYA Im done investing in a Communist Country

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    BYDDF currently 2x tsla's volume.
    Sorry, no more Chinese stocks. After IQ and HUYA Im done investing in a Communist Country

    alternate thesis:

    im about to purchase call options on LK because the ccp is propping it up.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    Sorry, no more Chinese stocks. After IQ and HUYA Im done investing in a Communist Country

    alternate thesis:

    im about to purchase call options on LK because the ccp is propping it up.
    in case you thought i was joking:

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    no big deal, just a coffee company in a plague zone whose stock basically hasnt had a bad day since people started dying in the fuckin streets.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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