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    Pull up MORT & JNK

    Holy shit.



    Also liquidity is so fucked. Mindfuck.

    When the injection failed you knew the close was gonna be epic

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    spy might drop below 250 before market close, which is an absolutely huge psychological barrier.

    like we might legit lose another 20-30 points tonight if it does.
    im definitely surprised...I figured the fed bringing out the bazooka would calm things down...market shrugged it off, 'who gives a fuck'...

    you know when that happens might be time to grab your balls...

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    Nice interday chart....


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    Let me interrupt the schadenfreude for a second.


    Look at JD.com (JD)

    China virus..... nothing touches this. Strong strong animal in weak market. Definitely my new binky.

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    is a torn asshole also a symptom of the corona?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    if you listen carefully you can hear people screaming at their algs not to buy the dip.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    JNUG DOWN 71% MONKEYHAMMER REVERSAL

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    LIQUIDATION EVENT, SURELY.

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    The Senate went home for a long weekend?

    If this is true......

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    this is obviously never gonna happen, but wouldn't it be great for CFOs to have to justify buying back their stock at insane levels?

    so we're roughly 30% down from the highs on the SP and im guessing the higher beta stocks are probably down even more...so instead of having war chests of cash on hand for situations like this when their business face this kinda dislocation, they are left with a bunch of overpriced stock...cash doesn't generate returns...…..until it does...

    ive posted about this before...they were buying back assloads of stock to cover for businesses that were slowing down...manipulate the S you don't need as much E...brilliant strategy...…..works...……………...until it doesn't...

    krypt is right about torn assholes...these assholes should be torn apart by pissed off shareholders, but unfortunately they won't be...shame...

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    S&P did crack below 2500.

    Next up 2300?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    LIQUIDATION EVENT, SURELY.
    Oh yeah.


    Get your list together. We could rip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The Senate went home for a long weekend?

    If this is true......
    they deserve it, san...they've continued to act like a bunch of children in a crisis situation...clearly that deserves a reward...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    this is obviously never gonna happen, but wouldn't it be great for CFOs to have to justify buying back their stock at insane levels?

    so we're roughly 30% down from the highs on the SP and im guessing the higher beta stocks are probably down even more...so instead of having war chests of cash on hand for situations like this when their business face this kinda dislocation, they are left with a bunch of overpriced stock...cash doesn't generate returns...…..until it does...

    ive posted about this before...they were buying back assloads of stock to cover for businesses that were slowing down...manipulate the S you don't need as much E...brilliant strategy...…..

    krypt is right about torn assholes...these assholes should be torn apart by pissed off shareholders, but unfortunately they won't be...shame...
    Always a sign of a top. Happens every cycle. Lazy CFO’s and companies in general. Excellent environment, good earnings and clueless what to do with $. Usually a sign of cheap funds too.

    Which is why TSLA issuing stock at $980 was incredible. The EXACT inverse.

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    NCAA CANCELLED

    e-gaming is gonna rip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    this is obviously never gonna happen, but wouldn't it be great for CFOs to have to justify buying back their stock at insane levels?

    so we're roughly 30% down from the highs on the SP and im guessing the higher beta stocks are probably down even more...so instead of having war chests of cash on hand for situations like this when their business face this kinda dislocation, they are left with a bunch of overpriced stock...cash doesn't generate returns...…..until it does...

    ive posted about this before...they were buying back assloads of stock to cover for businesses that were slowing down...manipulate the S you don't need as much E...brilliant strategy...…..

    krypt is right about torn assholes...these assholes should be torn apart by pissed off shareholders, but unfortunately they won't be...shame...
    Always a sign of a top. Happens every cycle. Lazy CFO’s and companies in general. Excellent environment, good earnings and clueless what to do with $. Usually a sign of cheap funds too.

    Which is why TSLA issuing stock at $980 was incredible. The EXACT inverse.
    that's fucking brilliant and a sign of a well run business...he just made 40 fucking percent on that move...unreal...standing O type shit...

    if you are seeing the people that know the day-to-day ops of a company doing that you should be running for the exits as quickly as humanly possible...happened with fake meat too...you took it up the ass for awhile, but that thing cratered like a motherfucker...think they offered at like $140 when the stock was trading at $160...got up to like $220 and absolutely went into the shitter after that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    LIQUIDATION EVENT, SURELY.
    Gold went down cause liquidation but don’t try to conflate with shitcoins

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    C’mon Micon.

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    fucking 2 minutes later it bounced off 242.1
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Can TVIIX go any higher? 500+?

    DWT- 20/25?

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