ELON MUSK IS GOD

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

honestly it wouldn't surprise me if these cunts went whining to the gobment for free money...the way they're treating their employees at this time with layoffs is fucking despicable...they deserve to go to fucking $0...

[gauchojake]

So here's a company that I liked before all this nonsense. Viemed - they are a home provider of respiratory services including non invasive ventilation. They trade in Canada and on the Nasdaq - I don't Canadia, so this is the Nasdaq stock I am talking about. Stock is about 3 bucks and change today. I bought some at 2.80. It was trading at 5.50 a few weeks ago.

I also like Philips Healthcare. Huge telehealth provider and basically the market leader from a device standpoint. Stock is around 33 today and up around 10% today but 52 week high was 50 and change.

Two healthcare plays based on the corona virus. Enjoy.

[Daly]

honestly it wouldn't surprise me if these cunts went whining to the gobment for free money...the way they're treating their employees at this time with layoffs is fucking despicable...they deserve to go to fucking $0...

100% agree. Vegas doesn’t need a bailout in any way shape or form.

Airlines and cruise lines don’t really need to be bailed out either. It’s not like the ships or the planes are going anywhere - they just get spun off to someone else to run it:

[sonatine]

RIP this thread. every mong with $50 in his 401k is about to swoop in here to tell us whats about to happen.

which in fairness is what it probably felt like when i swooped in to tell us what was about to happen.

if it gets bad ill start a forum for this and plug some of the resident elders as mods.


anyway.


im guessing we see a swing up once the c19 bill passes tonight / tomorrow, people will get giddy and stack on like 'phew that was close', and then when a few thousand people are going to be like 'so my parents are dead in the basement and starting to smell and i cant afford a funeral and i need to get them out before the house gets foreclosed on' we will find out what the actual bottom is.

[Baron Von Strucker]

Oil is down to $29 a barrel super under valued so I bought one and a half of them and am awaiting delivery this afternoon... anyone know the shelf life of oil?

[SPIT this]

Oil is down to $29 a barrel super under valued so I bought one and a half of them and am awaiting delivery this afternoon... anyone know the shelf life of oil?

Dear god I hope you're joking

[Dan Druff]

Oil is down to $29 a barrel super under valued so I bought one and a half of them and am awaiting delivery this afternoon... anyone know the shelf life of oil?

Dear god I hope you're joking

He's also had trouble with credit cards in Europe.

[simpdog]

Dear god I hope you're joking

He's also had trouble with credit cards in Europe.

Only one credit card specifically

[abrown83]

RIP this thread. every mong with $50 in his 401k is about to swoop in here to tell us whats about to happen.

which in fairness is what it probably felt like when i swooped in to tell us what was about to happen.

if it gets bad ill start a forum for this and plug some of the resident elders as mods.


anyway.


im guessing we see a swing up once the c19 bill passes tonight / tomorrow, people will get giddy and stack on like 'phew that was close', and then when a few thousand people are going to be like 'so my parents are dead in the basement and starting to smell and i cant afford a funeral and i need to get them out before the house gets foreclosed on' we will find out what the actual bottom is.

Druff why did you rape the thread title?

[Dan Druff]

RIP this thread. every mong with $50 in his 401k is about to swoop in here to tell us whats about to happen.

which in fairness is what it probably felt like when i swooped in to tell us what was about to happen.

if it gets bad ill start a forum for this and plug some of the resident elders as mods.


anyway.


im guessing we see a swing up once the c19 bill passes tonight / tomorrow, people will get giddy and stack on like 'phew that was close', and then when a few thousand people are going to be like 'so my parents are dead in the basement and starting to smell and i cant afford a funeral and i need to get them out before the house gets foreclosed on' we will find out what the actual bottom is.

Druff why did you rape the thread title?

Two reasons:

1) I think some people would be interested in this thread who may not have realized it wasn't about Elon Musk

2) Tired of people starting separate stock threads who don't realize this exists

[RealTalk]

Druff why did you rape the thread title?

Two reasons:

1) I think some people would be interested in this thread who may not have realized it wasn't about Elon Musk

2) Tired of people starting separate stock threads who don't realize this exists

Are we free to make separate Elon Musk threads as the need arises or have you done that for us already?

[FR1GHT]

Pulled all of my money out of the stock market on 1/31. The day the fed cut rates I secured a 20 year mortgage refinance at 3.09% with no closing costs or fees. The only downside to the loan is a possible $500 prepayment fee for the first 3 years. Got it right before rates started going back up. Was originally offered 3.59%. Now I'm waiting for what feels like the right time to jump back into the market.

[gauchojake]

I intended on this being the official gauchojake's cybertruck reveal thread but I guess that has nothing to do with investing.

[sonatine]

anyway the model y has landed and people are giving it predictably great reviews.

also california apparently is reversing position on the fremont factory being open, someone posted a video to sosh media of its workers getting on a shuttle and that most likely was that.

[Sanlmar]

I have been known to leave my car idling needlessly while I peruse the German Rieslings at Costco.

So there

[sonatine]

people are modding teslas to sound like real cars now.

not sure it would work whilst idling outside costco tho.

a man can wonder... and wonder.. and wonder.

[Walter Sobchak]

Market recovered a bit today. Short them tomorrow.

[Salty_Aus]

All these casinos should do a corona lockdown special.

Anyone under 50 in perfect health come to our property and be infected with corona. Well lock the place down like a prison till you recover. $10k all inclusive, must sign a waiver.

[SPIT this]

Oil is down to $29 a barrel super under valued so I bought one and a half of them and am awaiting delivery this afternoon... anyone know the shelf life of oil?

Dude, just buy oil futures if you think it's undervalued.

I know, I know, society will collapse and we'll all be off the grid. But you'll be fine because you have a barrel of oil

[SPIT this]

All these casinos should do a corona lockdown special.

Anyone under 50 in perfect health come to our property and be infected with corona. Well lock the place down like a prison till you recover. $10k all inclusive, must sign a waiver.

Bro there's like 4 states where casinos are even open right now. Looking at Bravo is wild.