I’m not gonna pass any sobriety checkpoint, so forgive me. I’m trying.


I am looking at that order and I got scared.

Out of love I am going to say this. NEVER PLACE A MARKET ORDER.

do not trust them to purchase your groceries at the price they think is appropriate. That’s essentially a market order.


Limit orders only. Tell them, “take it or leave it”.

Try to imagine why the other guy (I know it’s an algo but play along) is gonna trade with you. He’s afraid or he’s chasing momo and he’s an idiot. You will get your price and you will start talking to your computer all day. Always have a reason.