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    semi related whats a good scanner software that will flag a certain increase in value over a specified time window?
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    The Real Driver Of Tesla's $100 Billion Valuation Is The Dearth Of Innovation In The Auto Industry
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    between the daily repo injection and china once again putting out a fake daily infection update, the markets should be rather buoyant tomorrow i expect.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    kinda off-putting premarket behavior today.

    so used to seeing these vast synchronized shifts where everything seems swept by the same tide. today im seeing airline stocks get mildly plowed while non-superconductor tech stocks tip upwards.

    and then we have strong showings from clownstocks like slack, yumc, and lk. even nio is having a moment.

    it almost makes sense.

    [immediately anxious and concerned]
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    kinda off-putting premarket behavior today.

    so used to seeing these vast synchronized shifts where everything seems swept by the same tide. today im seeing airline stocks get mildly plowed while non-superconductor tech stocks tip upwards.

    and then we have strong showings from clownstocks like slack, yumc, and lk. even nio is having a moment.

    it almost makes sense.

    [immediately anxious and concerned]
    Bank of America proclaims China virus leveling off

    Gap and trap
    Shake and bake then rinse cycle the shorts

    Everyone gets a second chance to short
    Last edited by Sanlmar; 02-12-2020 at 07:56 AM.

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    Emotional maturity check:

    5:00pm. Fuming that I bought another 10 shares of TSLA an hour before a recall notice hit.

    5:01pm. Remembering that I was risk averse enough to not spend that money on a TSLA call contract.


    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    anyone have any thoughts on why the market is blooming but corporate bond etfs are not?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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      Onestep: Tldr
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    kinda off-putting premarket behavior today.

    so used to seeing these vast synchronized shifts where everything seems swept by the same tide. today im seeing airline stocks get mildly plowed while non-superconductor tech stocks tip upwards.

    and then we have strong showings from clownstocks like slack, yumc, and lk. even nio is having a moment.

    it almost makes sense.

    [immediately anxious and concerned]
    Bank of America proclaims China virus leveling off

    Gap and trap
    Shake and bake then rinse cycle the shorts

    Everyone gets a second chance to short
    What? Coronavirus is still a thing on Thurs? Oops

    Interest
    Absolutely no paper products like toilet paper
    In those restaurants that are open - temporary cardboard partitions are erected
    Fear still present of course
    Last edited by Sanlmar; 02-13-2020 at 07:30 AM.

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    Elon couple weeks ago: No more capital needed

    Elon today : issuing more shares.


    Tesla stock : meh no drop. It's all good

     
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    Somewhere in this mess I brought up force majeure for the lulz. We looked at shipping. Look at the Baltic dry index BDIY. Thatís pretty impressive

    Sorry Tyde

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Elon couple weeks ago: No more capital needed

    Elon today : issuing more shares.


    Tesla stock : meh no drop. It's all good
    Elon and Ellison gonna put in their own money

    $10m Elon - tip money. Nickels. Good PR


    I was looking at maintenance. What it takes to work on a Tesla as a mechanic. You gotta wear these rubber gloves that are filled with air so you frigging don’t get electrocuted. Amazing

    Old Charlie Mungar of Berkshire Hathaway was pretty funny

    I think Elon Musk is peculiar and he may overestimate himself, but he may not be wrong all the time... Tesla sales went up because Elon has convinced people he can cure cancer,” he said. “I would never buy it, and I would never sell it short.”
    He talked about EBITDA today. Actually some fatherly advice

    Read or look at video if u have time.
    Last edited by Sanlmar; 02-13-2020 at 08:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Elon couple weeks ago: No more capital needed

    Elon today : issuing more shares.


    Tesla stock : meh no drop. It's all good
    give it some time...BYND announced a secondary and the stock kept going up and up and up, then the ass fell outta it...hard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Elon couple weeks ago: No more capital needed

    Elon today : issuing more shares.


    Tesla stock : meh no drop. It's all good

    2 months ago you were a ~50B company with no net positive cashflow. Today you are 170B and you are years out from profitability.

    They should have anounced a 20B raise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Elon couple weeks ago: No more capital needed

    Elon today : issuing more shares.


    Tesla stock : meh no drop. It's all good


    "You can short a stock, you cant short a cult."

    - Steve Eisman on his TSLA shorts (Jan 2019)

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    BoA yesterday ..... and the others

    Gap and trap. What a gift.

    There was a group called the Mamas and the Papas. Good harmonies. I keep humming this morning

    'Cause you gotta go where you want to go
    Do what you want to do
    With whoever you want to do it with

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    You two should just get a room already.
    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    You two should just get a room already.

    We have a room; its this thread.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    YUMC down .5% on news that literally everyone is dying and every single one of their restaurants is a probable infection vector and no one is leaving their homes to go eat in any case.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    We were down 250 early this morning .... they just keep buying.


    We are going to zero on rates. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong. Gonna pause at 1.31 or similar but you just can’t fight it. It’s relentless


    It’s impossible for me to get real China street level anecdotal reporting. In a age of twitter and weibo you think there would be someone .... at least until they were taken away

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