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    tsla shorts lost 1.5 billion dollars.



    today.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tsla shorts lost 1.5 billion dollars.



    today.
    Sounds like the shorts lost their pants. Thank you.

     
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    so obviously this is some sort of glitch but i had a 1000 share put on netflix at 355 today and if im reading two (2) separate pages correctly, they just dumped $66 to 291.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    like zero chance this holds fast until i can cash tomorrow morning its still wild to look at:


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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    glitch, nm, already back to 357

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    My friend was saving to buy a house and late last year Im like whats your stategy? Hes like oh in the bank.

    Im like why not invest in FAANG or Tesla etc? 30% gains.

    Hes like I cant do that. Im saving to buy a house.

    Im like but you can do it much faster this way. Hes like nah Im saving to buy a house lol. What if it goes lower?

    Some people just dont want to make money.


    The end of this bull market is nigh.


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    Tine, I just seen a IG vid of Fedor Holz saying he didnt make money the 1st 4 years playing poker so dont feel bad if you dont make money the 1st 4 years of options trading or whatever.

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    18 minutes until SHCOMP:IND opens.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    i read an interesting take today on twitter

    something along the lines of tesla has been committing fraud (think FTP not keep player funds in separate accounts), but their stock has shot up to the point where they can now offload like $25 billion worth of shares to get out of the fraud (like if the feds never shut down FTP and they made enough money to where they can start segregating player balances and square up their books)
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    Hi Lew!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tsla shorts lost 1.5 billion dollars.



    today.
    and you wonder why your boy be buying up those JUN 900 CALLS...

    you literally cannot take this much pain as a short seller if you don't have that kinda protection...not saying the guy who bought those is necessarily short the stock, but it's definitely in play as a thesis...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tsla shorts lost 1.5 billion dollars.



    today.
    and you wonder why your boy be buying up those JUN 900 CALLS...

    you literally cannot take this much pain as a short seller if you don't have that kinda protection...not saying the guy who bought those is necessarily short the stock, but it's definitely in play as a thesis...

    i was just about to comment on that.

    lesson learned.
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    h/t twitter:

    BILLIONAIRE INVESTOR RON BARON SAYS IN 10 YEARS, TESLA'S REVENUE WILL BE MORE THAN $1 TRILLION
    $TSLA

    And their net loss will be $500 billion a quarter LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    h/t twitter:

    BILLIONAIRE INVESTOR RON BARON SAYS IN 10 YEARS, TESLA'S REVENUE WILL BE MORE THAN $1 TRILLION
    $TSLA

    And their net loss will be $500 billion a quarter LOL
    I did not hear that

    Watching

    Wtf is h/t twitter

     
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    also people heads up from now on plagues = bullish because banks will respond to them by printing money out of the ether.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    chapter two:

    when the second biggest economy on earth is imploding and banks prop up the market with magical cash, its not exactly a "market" at that point.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    4000 people on Robinhood bought TSLA today for the first time.


    i mean...
    Fractional shares too

    Isn’t that similarity to the btc kids amusing?

    Q: what are you gonna do with that $? Put it in the bank? Interesting times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    4000 people on Robinhood bought TSLA today for the first time.


    i mean...
    Fractional shares too

    Isn’t that similarity amusing?

    honestly its breath taking, the democratization of finance.

    surely nothing can go wrong, right iowa?
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If you’re that kid, what are you gonna do with your free cash? Put it in the bank?

    Interesting times


    Just saw that there is a Robinhood emoji/pictograph kind of feature that alerts you to you daytrading status .... number of trades allowed

    Mind blown. Daytrading used to be a small subset of degens. That too is democratized

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    Those 900 calls might be in the money today.

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    royal caribbean cancelled china cruises through march 8.

    stock up in premarket over 3%.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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