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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    i upgraded to a margin account on ally today.


    there are things i dont love about their website but the customer service has been phenomenal.
    Familiarize yourself with the day trading rules.

    Actually, if you get locked out Ill be real proud of you.

    You gotta turn in you guns and passport too.

    i literally spent 20 minutes on the phone with them making sure i stayed out of harms way on that front. all good in the hood.

    i caught my first good faith settlement violation last night (worth it). margin solves that + day trading.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    👏why 👏are 👏my 👏semiconductor 👏stocks 👏sucking 👏wet 👏dicks
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Dont even talk to me sister. I have had MU for almost 2 years girlfriend and I cant wait to dump this garbage pile
    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Oh and in other news, Forbes allows this kinda garbage on its site

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatsp...tock-to-0/amp/
    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Thought when I first started reading:
    Hey, anythings possible, I'm sure this will be a measured, well investigated take on how the global economy could impact TSLA.

    Thought when I finished:
    Did a fucking middle schooler write this for a home ec assignment?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    fun fact the coronavirus is tanking the market. chinese currency is plummeting because trade is being impeded, so they arent honoring their outflow commitments.




    funner fact, ally is mysteriously offline.


    coooooooooool.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    I see the market opening down 400-500 on Monday.

    Wish San had pushed a little harder on those Wynn puts. Of all the Macau casino stocks, it had gone up the most lately and was already due for a pullback. Well played San.

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    fun fact a lot of tesla parts are manufactured in china.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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      tony bagadonuts: exactly
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    fun fact a lot of tesla parts are manufactured in china.
    Short TSLA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
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    fun fact a lot of tesla parts are manufactured in china.
    Short TSLA!

    my monday morning is going to be an awful lot of puts, im guessing.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    A little harmonic disturbtion is all it takes sometimes to remove the veil and reveal the truth.

    Your Musk screenplay would absolutely slay. I’d suggest you get a pack of Marlboros, a bottle and an IBM Selectric II and start this weekend. Not sure how much time you have to work with.

    Here’s a pitch pipe to get you in the right key. The gullwing DMC reveal.... look familiar?



    Alec Baldwin is not as handsome as the real DeLorean but I can suspend my belief, I think.

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    About 9,000 DeLoreans were made before production halted in late December 1982.

    tesla sold approximately 6, 8, 9, and 10 times more cars than that in each fiscal quarter of 2019. and their lithium patents are best in slot. and powerwall/solar is going to be mandatory if you want to live in california without having the power to your sous vide shut off at random times.

    you love to hate tesla but for all the weirdest, most obviously wrong reasons, and its costing you money.

    let me put this in perspective for you; im buying a model y because its the best car made for under 120k, ever.

    at 9:31am, pending a totally inexplicable market recovery, i'll also purchase 5 tsla put options for the day. because making money off memestocks is great.

    do you see the hole in your game?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Im fucking around you nonce.

    The stress accounts for the hypersensitivity.

    All love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Im fucking around you nonce.

    The stress accounts for the hypersensitivity.

    All love

    apologies. im on twitter so im hypersensitive to $teslaq oriented sentiments.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Alec Baldwin the great thespian that he is.

    This disclaimer in the credits had me howling. Im sure somebody got fired but it was worth it.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Hopefully nobody ever calls you out for your Bitcoin prediction.

    That would be terrible.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    anyone have any opinions on FB earnings report vs general dow plague slump?

    i have call options on fb that expire on feb 7th and im trying to decide if i should pull the eject cord at what im sure will be a significant loss tomorrow or if i should wait it out...

    argument for the latter is that its election season so they are absolutely swimming in revenue this quarter, but i really dont know if it will offset tomorrows bloodbath.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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