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    no way that dumb looking thing goes to production, he will probably shoot that thing into space too.
    and lol at the 100 + thousand dopes who got a great deal on there very owne space truck...


    these guys may have some spare windows...
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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    https://www.wired.com/story/why-tesl...k-looks-weird/

    interesting article. definitely backs up willie's assertion that all the bizarro lines might be a deliberate effort to simplify manufacturing.

    they also bring up the street-legal issues but make it clear that this is a prototype plus the laws might be changing soon (video screen making mirrors redundant?).

    basically if you read between the lines, musk is challenging a manufacturing paradigm that hasnt really been challenged all that much since 1901 or so. and because its so built in to us to assume that the auto industry is somehow a gold standard that cant be improved, a lot of people are losing their shit and calling it all witchcraft/fraud/whathaveyou.

    but yeah if you were to tow a 2nd solar charger, you could travel from portland to los angeles in about a month for absolutely no money. the sun would literally power that entire trip. a month is a long time but imagine that experience.

    “In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways.”
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    https://survey.pluginamerica.org/model-s/results.php

    tesla batteries with average use degrade about 1% a year; a 7 year old tesla has 93% of its original range potential.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    The Fight Club quote reminds me that our peculiar economic times have indulged Musk and his customers. Consider the Tesla timeline (origin story) and if you aren’t struck then I can only applaud your naive enthusiasm

    Post 2007 has been extraordinary and weird

    This is another fun timeline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    RIP

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    The Fight Club quote reminds me that our peculiar economic times have indulged Musk and his customers. Consider the Tesla timeline (origin story) and if you aren’t struck then I can only applaud your naive enthusiasm

    Post 2007 has been extraordinary and weird

    This is another fun timeline

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    Do you have knowledge about other similar sized companies and their executives average tenure? Sales and Marketing individuals very rarely stay long in one company but I cannot attest to general counsel and those other positions. VP of HR and Head of Diversity? (LOL). From my experience in the C level/SVP/VP space, Directors rarely have any decision making power and are usually under the VP and even AVP of Fortune 500 companies. Sounds nice but nothing more than a title. Just because executives are leaving might mean that they are getting better financial opportunities elsewhere and are deemed valuable because of their time at Tesla. #justsaying

     
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    Elon Tusk is god

     
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    tesla just isnt a company where c and d level employees get fortune 500 level packages. and thats a positive. but yeah, its hardly surprising that these people were either forced out because of the compensation packages or were lured away by much more substantial ones.
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    Tesla Cybertruck: 231.5 inches long, 79.8 inches wide, 75 inches tall, 6.5-foot bed
    2020 Ford F-150 XL: 209 inches long, 80 inches wide, 75 inches tall, 5.5-foot bed
    2020 Dodge Ram 1500: 229 inches long, 82 inches wide, 77 inches tall, 5.6-foot bed
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    also 250k preorders as of a few hours ago.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    elon is literally the offspring of howard hughes and steve jobs and tesla is without question the new apple.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Elon Musk smokes some more marijuana and describes what's next for Tesla.




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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Elon Musk smokes some more marijuana and describes what's next for Tesla.



    Reminds me of the new episode of Silicon Valley last night and something that would be at RussFest.

     
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    Ok who hacked Sonatines account?

    This brother been hacked or is trippin ballz n elonmeth.

    You just posted sizes for a truck that was CLEARLY not on show, look at the cyber vs f150 rope drag, that sucker is GIGANTIC not a mere inches here and there. Again, drink the kool aid, that is NOT the truck you will get if you get it at all or Tesla isn't in bankruptcy first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Ok who hacked Sonatines account?
    His recent optimism and first level enthusiasm begs the question. Honestly been wondering.

    He’s hawking an imminent Bitcoin long, all this Elon ball washing and the Warren thing is collectively creating vertigo and a loss of appetite.

    I’d rather believe he’s been hacked. Kid was bound to lose his stamina

     
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    so i take it you guys didnt jump in at 260 when i suggested?

    must be rough.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    U guyz see latest Rick and Morty?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    The Fight Club quote reminds me that our peculiar economic times have indulged Musk and his customers. Consider the Tesla timeline (origin story) and if you aren’t struck then I can only applaud your naive enthusiasm

    Post 2007 has been extraordinary and weird

    This is another fun timeline

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    Do you have knowledge about other similar sized companies and their executives average tenure? Sales and Marketing individuals very rarely stay long in one company but I cannot attest to general counsel and those other positions. VP of HR and Head of Diversity? (LOL). From my experience in the C level/SVP/VP space, Directors rarely have any decision making power and are usually under the VP and even AVP of Fortune 500 companies. Sounds nice but nothing more than a title. Just because executives are leaving might mean that they are getting better financial opportunities elsewhere and are deemed valuable because of their time at Tesla. #justsaying
    what's really alarming in the number of senior accounting staff that have BAILED. I believe the new CFO of this company worth tens of billions on paper is like 32 years old. when your top accounting talent is leaving and then their replacements don't last a year, that's not a good look. no one wants to be in charge of their books when the other shoe drops
    Hi Lew!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    so i take it you guys didnt jump in at 260 when i suggested?

    must be rough.
    Is Tesla your Bitcoin?

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