Someone fell off (or more likely jumped) from balcony at Cosmopolitan and died

[Dan Druff]

Only hotel in Vegas with open balconies.

Vegas likes to cover these up as much as possible. This isn't the first.

[Draymond]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

[Gookieheimowitz]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

Do you pay extra for table sodomy?

[Draymond]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

Do you pay extra for table sodomy?

Hey FAKE Horsebetter, go back to your abandoned thread where you lost like $17 over a two month period. Just awful.

[Tellafriend]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

Though I am ordinarily a fan Mr. Bottomset, I can't let this go without noting that PHo is for the faux rich, in other words, poor.

[Draymond]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

Though I am ordinarily a fan Mr. Bottomset, I can't let this go without noting that PHo is for the faux rich, in other words, poor.

I was at a host hotel for an event. Normally it's the Bellagio. Thought you knew.

[BCR]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

There were multiple occasions when I was younger and really had gambling issues where that same feeling would overwhelm me. Not for hours, only for a few seconds right as I left table, but it’s alarming when it crosses your mind as an alternative. I am always someone who never wanted to go anywhere for a few days. When I travel, it’s always minimum a week unless it’s some 3-5 hour road trip long weekend type deal.

If I have to jump on a plane and rent a car and all that, I’m staying a week. So many Vegas trips would leave me 3 days in and longing for the trip to end. Most of the times I recall were once I met my future wife. It wouldn’t shock me if a lot of jumpers take their own life rather than go back to their room and try to explain. I can’t recall ever taking a losing session really hard when it was only me. You just shrug it off and know you’ll make it back and try to learn your lesson, but if you’ve got a wife and kids, I imagine that guilt and intense depression hits much harder. It’s one thing to take yourself down, but to do it to innocent parties is a whole new ballgame.

[Tellafriend]

There were multiple occasions when I was younger and really had gambling issues where that same feeling would overwhelm me. Not for hours, only for a few seconds right as I left table, but it’s alarming when it crosses your mind as an alternative. I am always someone who never wanted to go anywhere for a few days. When I travel, it’s always minimum a week unless it’s some 3-5 hour road trip long weekend type deal.

If I have to jump on a plane and rent a car and all that, I’m staying a week. So many Vegas trips would leave me 3 days in and longing for the trip to end. Most of the times I recall were once I met my future wife. It wouldn’t shock me if a lot of jumpers take their own life rather than go back to their room and try to explain. I can’t recall ever taking a losing session really hard when it was only me. You just shrug it off and know you’ll make it back and try to learn your lesson, but if you’ve got a wife and kids, I imagine that guilt and intense depression hits much harder. It’s one thing to take yourself down, but to do it to innocent parties is a whole new ballgame.

It is demoralizing and debasing.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

if you ever want to be cleansed of a pit problem, work for a casino company for a year or so...it will depress you so much (both the seeing the customers who cant afford to be there and the low paid employees who are living in poverty) that you'll never want to fire in the pits again...that was the best takeaway I had from working for the evil empire...ive fired once in the pits since I left and that was because I was at a BP...the thought of going into a casino and playing in the pits makes me sick...

EDIT: sorry BP = bachelor party

[hongkonger]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

Is the feeling better or worse than sticking your face in a turd-clogged toilet?

[MrTickle]

Have you been listening to gambling with an edge?

[Gookieheimowitz]

Do you pay extra for table sodomy?

Hey FAKE Horsebetter, go back to your abandoned thread where you lost like $17 over a two month period. Just awful.

Yep you caught me. Fake horse bettor not better . Yet I'm not the one on here begging for Exacta boxes and claiming five figure bets.

Notice I posted pictures of all losing and winning wagers . You have mythical five figure bets on triple crown races . How bout a pic of your losing Belmont wager?

[Sloppy Joe]

I stayed at Planet Hollywood a few years ago, and I was at the pool on the rooftop sunbathing and just general pool stuff (drinking long islands and eating shrimp cocktails). I noticed the Cosmopolitan next door and I commented to another pool goer on how risky it was to have balconies in Vegas, he then proceeded to tell me the story of jumpers. I was like WTF, I was shocked on the number of suicides. I then proceeded to lose like $10,000 that night (which is not much to me, but still). As I was walking back to my room demoralized and ordered a hotel pizza thinking about the balcony jumpers. Regardless how much money you have, when you get sodomized at the tables it is a fucking lonely feeling, it passes, but that initial 3-5 hours is the worst which is why I stay out of casinos now.

The delivery of a hotel pizza is somewhat plausible.

[lol wow]

todge have you even stayed in a wraparound balcony suite at the cos I mean i have but im not sure you have

[lol wow]

also i do understand if it was your brother who dived out the balc cuz room service ice cream is 26 dollars

[mulva]

who was the mastermind behind the druff photoshop where they shrank druff on top of the pokerfraudalert banner and zoomed in on it and said don't jump.


i need to see that again. it was lol

[Draymond]

Hey FAKE Horsebetter, go back to your abandoned thread where you lost like $17 over a two month period. Just awful.

Yep you caught me. Fake horse bettor not better . Yet I'm not the one on here begging for Exacta boxes and claiming five figure bets.

Notice I posted pictures of all losing and winning wagers . You have mythical five figure bets on triple crown races . How bout a pic of your losing Belmont wager?

LOL, I drop $70, $80 a bet on wheels. You are sitting on your fat ass and dropping 8 dollars on some shitty ass exacta boxes. I thought you were a player, just another douche bag piece of shit. Your thread is DEAD. /end.

[FNdonkey]

if you ever want to be cleansed of a pit problem, work for a casino company for a year or so...it will depress you so much (both the seeing the customers who cant afford to be there and the low paid employees who are living in poverty) that you'll never want to fire in the pits again...that was the best takeaway I had from working for the evil empire...ive fired once in the pits since I left and that was because I was at a BP...the thought of going into a casino and playing in the pits makes me sick...

EDIT: sorry BP = bachelor party

I managed poker rooms for 8 years. My first day as a dealer one of our managers told us "The problems twice as bad on this side of the table". Hell every degen I personally know is a dealer or former dealer...

[snake_in_the_ass]

if you ever want to be cleansed of a pit problem, work for a casino company for a year or so...it will depress you so much (both the seeing the customers who cant afford to be there and the low paid employees who are living in poverty) that you'll never want to fire in the pits again...that was the best takeaway I had from working for the evil empire...ive fired once in the pits since I left and that was because I was at a BP...the thought of going into a casino and playing in the pits makes me sick...

EDIT: sorry BP = bachelor party

If I got rid of my pit problem, life would be very boring.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

if you ever want to be cleansed of a pit problem, work for a casino company for a year or so...it will depress you so much (both the seeing the customers who cant afford to be there and the low paid employees who are living in poverty) that you'll never want to fire in the pits again...that was the best takeaway I had from working for the evil empire...ive fired once in the pits since I left and that was because I was at a BP...the thought of going into a casino and playing in the pits makes me sick...

EDIT: sorry BP = bachelor party

If I got rid of my pit problem, life would be very boring.

trade it in for a stripper/hooker problem...at least send some poor chick to college...