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    So when the aliens come

    And ask us to show them our greatest achievement as a civilization, what would it be?

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    I’ll start. How about nuclear fusion ?

    The alphabet. Mathematics. The moon landing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    I’ll start. How about nuclear fusion ?

    The alphabet. Mathematics. The moon landing.
    We don't have controlled sustained fusion yet. That would be a real game-changer.

    I think the moon landing is certainly up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    I’ll start. How about nuclear fusion ?

    The alphabet. Mathematics. The moon landing.
    The first two are the foundation of everything else, so I’d probably go with them.

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    it's the internet we don't have to pretend to believe in the moon landing

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    I’ll start. How about nuclear fusion ?

    The alphabet. Mathematics. The moon landing.
    We don't have controlled sustained fusion yet. That would be a real game-changer.

    I think the moon landing is certainly up there.

    Lol at sustained fusion, get woke son, cold fusion was developed by the Nazis in the early 30's, all these beta programs have progressed over the past 80 years plus, just imagine what they haven't shown us, they being the corporations who were tasked and given these technology trees to develop............LONG story short, we are the aliens...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    We don't have controlled sustained fusion yet. That would be a real game-changer.

    I think the moon landing is certainly up there.

    Lol at sustained fusion, get woke son, cold fusion was developed by the Nazis in the early 30's, all these beta programs have progressed over the past 80 years plus, just imagine what they haven't shown us, they being the corporations who were tasked and given these technology trees to develop............LONG story short, we are the aliens...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    And ask us to show them our greatest achievement as a civilization, what would it be?
    a wall would be nice

     
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    If they read a progressive high school history textbook from today, the aliens will learn that the most important inventions were the number "0" which was invented by the Arabs, corn which was invented by the Aztecs, and George Washington Carver invented some new ways to plant peanuts. And then they will learn how evil and bad and racist white people are.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    And ask us to show them our greatest achievement as a civilization, what would it be?
    Hopefully the Aliens will arrive soon. Then they can take Donald Trump with them. Nobody will miss him except Marty.


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    Species didn’t perform so well, the character of Sil was not only a highlight of the film, but she set the bar for ‘90s sci-fi female aliens. Sil was created by the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence program as an alien-human hybrid known as S1L (“Sil”). After nearly being killed by the scientists who created her, Sil escaped and became a hyper-sexual predator, hellbent on mating with any virile male she could
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