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    Yes I Admit I Lied About Winning $13,000 at Marina Bay in Singapore

    But until PLOL outted me, you retards bought it hook, line and sinker

    This cesspool definitely has no shortage of sub-par, single-digit IQ, gullible fucks lurking (and posting)

    I tossed up a nice factual trip report from my recent travels, and figured I'd throw a nice cherry on top.

    That I binked it huge at the 5/10 game at Marina Bay in Singapore was a tidbit I thought you knobs would just suck up without question.

    Ya see, most of the registered members posting here have no life. (yo lurkers too embarrassed or worried about Todd stalking them...whats up bros !)

    This is PFA...where the lowest of the low come to gather.

    Those lacking talent and vision. The scourge of the poker world...leftovers from a forgotten era.

    House husband video gamers

    The 'marquis' posters here now are a total embarrassment.

    I enjoyed lying to all of you about a small detail of an otherwise factual trip report.

    As I write this, I know that literally thousands of people will be be hanging on my every word like flies on a turd

    That is what makes posting for me so much fun (when I CHOSE to) ...because I know that I have a legion of trolls hanging on my every word.

    Googling every facet of my life...fact checking...and photoshopping me. Mimicking me...red repping me

    I am basically a master of the internet.

    Its not important to me to be some quasi-internet poker schlub like Todd, desperate to gain some measure of notoriety in the poker world

    Todd has chosen his fate, and his legacy will be to be a bad person

    I will allow him his place in history as a complete and total gimp addicted to the internet. (for now)

    His previous girlfriend already ditched him for his unhealthy and negative addiction, and I choose to not let that happen to me.

    Fortunately I have a promising and lucrative career now, and grinding the internet podcast circuit is not my forte'

    Todd is totally terrified at the prospect of me ever deciding to give a fuck enough to start a new forum because I would rip the guts out of this ugly bitch and shit it down his neck.

    that said..

    I guess I should be flattered, but I have never given a shit about fame...or money for that matter.

    But I do take an enormous amount of pleasure DUPING the ignorant

    Not sure why I'm bothering to post this diatribe on a piece of shit cesspool like PFA, but since so many of the readers here are so addicted to me, I thought it was appropriate to share this

    I am literally in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean right now posting this

    I have decided to launch a new and BETTER poker forum in late September

    no particular motivation other than I am totally disgusted with this POS and think the medium of an 8th tier website can be executed much better

    aside from massaging the site owners massive ego

    my only motivation is because I think the poker and degen community deserves much better than this

    Todd is really bad at life, and definitely horrible running a message forum community.

    Go ahead and laugh your asses off at my previous failsites

    this will be more of a hobby with no financial or vested interests at all

    kinda like skatz, but not as retarded

    so today is July 4th

    looking for like an October 1st launch or so

    who fucking cares....I don't

    this will be just for fun

    my site

    my rules

     
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      Muck Ficon: You lie about everything, it's all you know how to do

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    Did not read

     
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      DJ_Chaps: yes you did. quite obviously.
    "I wouldn't trade places with Marty for all the money in the world, and Ií m a nigger.Ē
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    would it be in bad taste if i signed up as the fake delaware again

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    OK I just re-read my post and deleted a few things and multiple contradictions

    but

    my ideas are pretty awesome

    to those of you who want to make fun of me for multiple failed attempts at forums, that's fine

    I don't mind failing to achieve

    honestly don't care about the poker world

    but I do care about weeding out the LOSERS

    already PMing invited guests





    wow just checking out Todd's gif/emoticon library

    talk about ZERO creativity

    just purchased this...

    https://www.vbulletin.com/en/checkou...re/id/2152347/

    so nice of me to give Todd 2 1/2 months notice

     
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    will this new forum be trans-friendly?

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    I get the sense that a lot of the posters and 'lurkers' here are ready for a new venue

    kind of weary of the same nonsense

    tired of this dark energy perpetuated on the pages of this shithole

    my new domain will be revealed soon

    Todd can I get a nice home page announcement with a screen shot like Micon did for me ?

    that would be awesome bro

     
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    Tyde: I didn't read that massacre of run on sentences but I will say I've been around since the beginning of your posting career . Most of what you write I find as great entertainment. Your trip report last time I saw right through not for the poker like but for the pics of the girls/hookers.

    I found it to be a big time rolling only for the fact that your not in any of the photos. The story itself was grand . Good to see you have a career and are making bank. We all know how this story ends though . You are and always will be my favorite train wreck.

    Good Luck
    Gookie

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    did you nail the hookers or was that bullshit too?

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    wow just think about all the posters from NWP you don't see posting here

    do I need to make a fucking list ?

    I wonder why they don't post here

    it's definitely got nothing to do with Micon

    even DirtyB has been a ghost here for months

    def need to think about the DOZENS of posters that refuse to post on PFA because of the TOXIC vibe here

    this site sucks so much ass

    (insert 300 word rant calling out site owner and lone egomaniac mod)

    lol how many years now not enough trust to appoint a single outside mod JFC

    #VENOMPOKER

     
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    What an embarrassment.

    Amazingly, spending the Fourth alone in the bowels of a ship drinking and rage-posting means that Marty is in a pretty good spot.

    Here's hoping that you can pick up that Wal Mart wi-fi from the parking lot. I imagine you have your ways.
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    I am a nice human being who enjoys being upbeat and affable with others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz View Post
    Tyde: I didn't read that massacre of run on sentences but I will say I've been around since the beginning of your posting career . Most of what you write I find as great entertainment. Your trip report last time I saw right through not for the poker like but for the pics of the girls/hookers.

    I found it to be a big time rolling only for the fact that your not in any of the photos. The story itself was grand . Good to see you have a career and are making bank. We all know how this story ends though . You are and always will be my favorite train wreck.

    Good Luck
    Gookie

    nice non trolling response...ty for that (you are invited to my new site which will crush this ugly bitch)

    the only part of my trip report that was BS was winning 13k at Marina Bay

    obv the chicks I banged were NOT fucking ladyboys...that is so stupid

    not even going to defend that...its retarded to try to say...'OMG no guys I swear she wasnt a tranny/ladyboy'...that just made me laugh.

    I am only reluctant to post pics and related stories of my life here lately because this cesspool is populated by vultures and toxic, poisonous human beings who thrive on negative shit

    I plan to change that

    I have a ton of very interesting stuff I'd love nothing better to share....but you have so many lowlifes on this bottom feeding cesspool that would like to turn it into a total negative.....I choose not to

    i will say that Im at sea right now....in the middle of the Atlantic...headed for the east coast....just left Turkey, Gibraltar, Italy, Singapore, and spent 2 weeks in Thailand

    I have a shitload more pics and videos I would share.but apparently now I fuck ladyboys lol

    this (ahem) community is a collection of bottom feeders

    that includes the site owner

    wanna talk more about 'lies' ?

    we can do that

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    now I fuck ladyboys
    I'm proud of you.

     
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    this is the portion of the thread where Rainman calls me out for making everything up

    how mommy pays all my bills

    how he justifies being an AWFUL human being who thrives on chastising others and accusing them of crimes and other injustices they didn't commit

    I don't even know this Kilgore Trout chick...we have had exactly ZERO contact

    but true to form...

    as soon as Todd gets hammered into oblivion about his multitude of character flaws...he splits the thread...renames it...and then proceeds to trash the fuck out of her.

    no wonder she's perceived as a psychotic bitch

    Todd seems to have that effect on women

    his laundry list of failed relationships seems to suggest that his ego and hostility against the opposite sex promotes rage and a level of dismissal as if to say...

    'look tard...just leave me the fuck alone you weird ass internet addicted freak'

    pretty much Miri's personal assessment after she shitcanned him

    Todd am I am LYING ?

    (not trolling don't ban me before whiffing off your last 15k in the main)

    warm regards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    this is the portion of the thread where Rainman calls me out for making everything up

    how mommy pays all my bills

    how he justifies being an AWFUL human being who thrives on chastising others and accusing them of crimes and other injustices they didn't commit

    I don't even know this Kilgore Trout chick...we have had exactly ZERO contact

    but true to form...

    as soon as Todd gets hammered into oblivion about his multitude of character flaws...he splits the thread...renames it...and then proceeds to trash the fuck out of her.

    no wonder she's perceived as a psychotic bitch

    Todd seems to have that effect on women

    his laundry list of failed relationships seems to suggest that his ego and hostility against the opposite sex promotes rage and a level of dismissal as if to say...

    'look tard...just leave me the fuck alone you weird ass internet addicted freak'

    pretty much Miri's personal assessment after she shitcanned him

    Todd am I am LYING ?

    (not trolling don't ban me before whiffing off your last 15k in the main)

    warm regards
    Druff is raising a kid together with a woman he's been committed to for nearly a decade. Obv nothing compared to your successful, stable relationship, but it's something.

     
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    Tyde blowing up huge in his own alternate reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Tyde blowing up huge in his own alternate reality.

    huge shocker

    you're still a complete fucking douche

    tell us more about turning over a new leaf

    also...can you please share some details about your poker career ?

    anything ?

    didn't think so

    mong

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    this is the portion of the thread where Rainman calls me out for making everything up

    how mommy pays all my bills

    how he justifies being an AWFUL human being who thrives on chastising others and accusing them of crimes and other injustices they didn't commit

    I don't even know this Kilgore Trout chick...we have had exactly ZERO contact

    but true to form...

    as soon as Todd gets hammered into oblivion about his multitude of character flaws...he splits the thread...renames it...and then proceeds to trash the fuck out of her.

    no wonder she's perceived as a psychotic bitch

    Todd seems to have that effect on women

    his laundry list of failed relationships seems to suggest that his ego and hostility against the opposite sex promotes rage and a level of dismissal as if to say...

    'look tard...just leave me the fuck alone you weird ass internet addicted freak'

    pretty much Miri's personal assessment after she shitcanned him

    Todd am I am LYING ?

    (not trolling don't ban me before whiffing off your last 15k in the main)

    warm regards
    Druff is raising a kid together with a woman he's been committed to for nearly a decade. Obv nothing compared to your successful, stable relationship, but it's something.
    Committed? How? Verbally? lol

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Tyde blowing up huge in his own alternate reality.

    huge shocker

    you're still a complete fucking douche

    tell us more about turning over a new leaf

    also...can you please share some details about your poker career ?

    anything ?

    didn't think so

    mong
    I reserved the right to continue dishing it out to people who have no purpose in life other than to be huge douchey assholes. You and bottomfag were mentioned by name. For a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Druff is raising a kid together with a woman he's been committed to for nearly a decade. Obv nothing compared to your successful, stable relationship, but it's something.


    Todd, dongwronger brought this up not me

    fair question though since he mentioned it

    any particular reason you aren't marrying Bennie's mommy after 10 years ?

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